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The egg timer has been miss laid but everything else seems to be here. A simple throw of the die should start you off.
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*rattlerattlerattlerattle* Look, just die already, will you?! I play the nine of spoons.
Second Throw: run run run hop skip hop . . . 28 feet. Well, that's better. Have to see how the third throw comes out.
pop-CHUNK! 3 chik-chik-chik An orange square.
*shuffleshuffleshuffle* Who are you calling a banker?
Two fat ladies, eighty eight!
Drrrr-rrrrrrr-rrrr-gedunk! It's doing it again! Haylp!
[Wymo] Have you taken the shipping spacer out?
*rolls dice* -still in jail-
quizzling on two triple word scores! ...What do you mean, "it's not spelt like that"?
Two more hotels on Park Lane, please.
*rolls dice* Well, I've captured Kamchatka from CdM, but I'm still in jail.
*flick* Heads
*rolls one-sided die* Oooh, a 3.
*rolls dice ... fails ... pays £50*
pop-CHUNK! 3 chik-chik-chik bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz A radioactive square.
mmmmm... I miss 2 turns *sits back and takes sip from drink*
Who's turn is it?
Must be mine. Galumph galumph galumph sproinnnnnggg No throw. Oh, drat
Oh, Community Chest! *takes top card and turns it over* Bollocks, "you have been fined £50 for speeding". Bah!
Four bamboos
*rattlerattlerattleplink*. 6 - hmmm, *tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap*. Check.
Porn takes bishop. (Kim) :-)
*rattlerattlerattlerattlerattlerattlerattlerattlerattle, rattlerattlerattlerattlerattle, rattlerattlerattlerattle plink* - oh dear, a zero.
I'll have one from the top and 5 from the bottom, please Carol.
"Pass"
Two billion, seven thousand two hundred and seventy five million, five hundred and thirty thousand, four hundred and forty four; Two billion, seven thousand two hundred and seventy five million, five hundred and thirty thousand, four hundred and forty five... Oh sod it. This is taking such a long time. Ready or not, here I come!
regrets hiding from Penelope behind pile of week-old laundry
Two Hearts.
Can I have a pee please Bob? (*trad)
I'll take the money.
spin-it...twist-it...spin-it...flick-it...pull-it ...f**k it.
Just peeking in for a moment...oh, I've scored a twenty-seven!!! That puts me in bed with Colonel Mustard! Whooopeeeee!!!
Spin...
7 7 Cherry
nudge...nudge..nudge...nudge...
7 7 Melon
Oh bummer...
POP-chunk! 3 oooh, it sounds different. But the result is the same :o(
Spin ... Roll... rumble rumble ... Pink! Tinkle.. chink.. chink ... Oh, bugger! Not zero AGAIN!
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