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The egg timer has been miss laid but everything else seems to be here. A simple throw of the die should start you off.
rattle-rattle 2Landing on yelow, "Return your King"
Ooh, haven't played this in ages. Give us the dice then. Step step jog jog jog run run run sprint sprint stumble trip Two foot six. Oh man. I was hoping for over forty feet.
Borrowing someone's Pop-o-Matic, it was well-used in previous games but only ever seemed to come up with a 3. pop-CHUNK 3. Oh.
9 of clubs. Ahh, one of my favourites, this game.
e4 Already shaping up quite nicely.
< misses a go> ... fiddlesticks
Rent!
*pipes up* "Miss Scarlett with the lead piping in the Library?"
Mrs Bun the Baker's Wife. That'll do nicely.
Mrs Bun the Baker's Wife Snap!
Bank!
rattlerattlerattlerattlerattle 2. Pass.
pop-CHUNK! 3. hmmm.
Drrrr-rrrrrrr-rrrr-gedunk! Er...what the chuffing heck was that?
Three dice this time and attack Vine Street from The Strand 3 not so good.
PxKt, Ck.
[Tuj] I huff you.
*twists*
Double-six!! Dop, dop, dop. Drat! Down the snake!
Fifteen-two, fifteen-four, fifteen-six, fifteen-eight, fifteen-ten, fifteen-twelve, fifteen-fourteen, fifteen-sixteen, fifteen-eighteen, fifteen-twenty, fifteen-twentytwo, fifteen-twentyfour, fifteen-twentysix, fifteen-twentyeight, fifteen-thirty, second service.
[CdM] I'll have one for his nob
"Software, you need double six." (CdM) :-)
[INJ] Well, I take your bishop with my knight on d4! Didn't see that ocming, eh?
or "coming". No triple word score for me, I fancy.
Mayfair! Great, I'll buy it!
I meld.
*sticks*
rattlerattlerattle 47 Hmmm... *moves counter* Old Kent Road... *takes card* "Attacked by a Spirit, Craft 4". Well, that's the end of my Wizard. Next one past Go gets my Talisman.
pop-CHUNK! 6 oooh!! chik-chik-chik-chik-chik-chik A blue square.
[Tuj] Here's the bomb then. Your question is: 'What is the' KABOOM!
Oops, too slow.
"Sorry, Balliol, that 10 to Birkbeck."
[pen] That's a 3, not a 6.
[CdM] Back three then. *chik-chik-chik* A purple square.
[INJ] You have deaded me again! Moving directly to jail without passing go or collecting £200.
Right; I'm back in... I need at least 8 to move... *throws dice*. Hmm - oh dear. I won't even say it.
*passes three cards to the left*
Your two and up two.
rattlerattlerattlerattlerattle ... 37. Right, I accuse Mrs Bun the Baker's Wife, with a snake, in Kamchatka.
*rattlerattlerattlerattle* Look, just die already, will you?! I play the nine of spoons.
Second Throw: run run run hop skip hop . . . 28 feet. Well, that's better. Have to see how the third throw comes out.
pop-CHUNK! 3 chik-chik-chik An orange square.
*shuffleshuffleshuffle* Who are you calling a banker?
Two fat ladies, eighty eight!
Drrrr-rrrrrrr-rrrr-gedunk! It's doing it again! Haylp!
[Wymo] Have you taken the shipping spacer out?
*rolls dice* -still in jail-
quizzling on two triple word scores! ...What do you mean, "it's not spelt like that"?
Two more hotels on Park Lane, please.
*rolls dice* Well, I've captured Kamchatka from CdM, but I'm still in jail.
*flick* Heads
*rolls one-sided die* Oooh, a 3.
*rolls dice ... fails ... pays £50*
pop-CHUNK! 3 chik-chik-chik bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz A radioactive square.
mmmmm... I miss 2 turns *sits back and takes sip from drink*
Who's turn is it?
Must be mine. Galumph galumph galumph sproinnnnnggg No throw. Oh, drat
Oh, Community Chest! *takes top card and turns it over* Bollocks, "you have been fined £50 for speeding". Bah!
Four bamboos
*rattlerattlerattleplink*. 6 - hmmm, *tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap*. Check.
Porn takes bishop. (Kim) :-)
*rattlerattlerattlerattlerattlerattlerattlerattlerattle, rattlerattlerattlerattlerattle, rattlerattlerattlerattle plink* - oh dear, a zero.
I'll have one from the top and 5 from the bottom, please Carol.
"Pass"
Two billion, seven thousand two hundred and seventy five million, five hundred and thirty thousand, four hundred and forty four; Two billion, seven thousand two hundred and seventy five million, five hundred and thirty thousand, four hundred and forty five... Oh sod it. This is taking such a long time. Ready or not, here I come!
regrets hiding from Penelope behind pile of week-old laundry
Two Hearts.
Can I have a pee please Bob? (*trad)
I'll take the money.
spin-it...twist-it...spin-it...flick-it...pull-it ...f**k it.
Just peeking in for a moment...oh, I've scored a twenty-seven!!! That puts me in bed with Colonel Mustard! Whooopeeeee!!!
Spin...
7 7 Cherry
nudge...nudge..nudge...nudge...
7 7 Melon
Oh bummer...
POP-chunk! 3 oooh, it sounds different. But the result is the same :o(
Spin ... Roll... rumble rumble ... Pink! Tinkle.. chink.. chink ... Oh, bugger! Not zero AGAIN!
I meld.
*knock*
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