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We do not allow sugar in our household as it excites passion which may lead to masturbation. Apricots led to Eves fall from grace and the inevitable exile from Eden and must not be partaken thereof. God’s word is explicit in references to fungi and nuts of all kinds which are unclean. Sausages are forbidden as they resemble the male phallus and caused the Philistines to be cast from Judea. Semolina is strictly forbidden. If you had read your Bible, you would know that semolina is the devil's spurm.
I expect the other kids will learn more from Jenny than they will from you.
How much Shakespeare is learned by heart in your classes?
I always said I wanted my child to have all the things I never had. I never acted on my crush on my class teacher, for instance.
As I always say, those that can't do, teach.

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THE WORST THINGS TO SAY ON 'WOMAN'S HOUR'
Oprah...who??
Of course, the Bible says that women are to be saved through childbirth.
Now let's run through what you should be preparing for your man when he comes home
Hello, and welcome to Woman's Hour. Put on your dungarees, light a Senior Service, don that boiler suit and it's off down the barber's for a crew cut!
Congratulations on operating your radio correctly - these things are jolly difficult, aren't they?
Gloria Steinem and Erika Jong? No, I've not read anything by those two chicks. Maybe I'll check their books out one of these days in the Public Library's Broads' Section
Why isn't there a "Men's Hour", eh, answer me that? Discrimination, that's what it is!
[Raak] I've long campaigned for a White Middle-class European Male Awareness Week..
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