mc5 - World's Worsest

I expect the other kids will learn more from Jenny than they will from you.

How much Shakespeare is learned by heart in your classes?

I always said I wanted my child to have all the things I never had. I never acted on my crush on my class teacher, for instance.

Bob the dog

As I always say, those that can't do, teach.

New topic time...

THE WORST THINGS TO SAY ON 'WOMAN'S HOUR'

irach

Oprah...who??

Breadmaster

Of course, the Bible says that women are to be saved through childbirth.

plump

Now let's run through what you should be preparing for your man when he comes home

Projoy

Hello, and welcome to Woman's Hour. Put on your dungarees, light a Senior Service, don that boiler suit and it's off down the barber's for a crew cut!

rab

Congratulations on operating your radio correctly - these things are jolly difficult, aren't they?