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World's Worsest
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Start with World's Worst Chat Up Lines, till it wears out then start a new topic.
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Oh, when the application form asked for any previous criminal convictions, I thought it only meant in this country.
"Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?"
Time for another topic, I think

World's Worst Thing To Say To Your Child's Teacher
He's very advanced, you know - he knows how to use Log Tables.
No I haven't taught him to walk or talk, that's your job!
We don't believe in constraint or restricting his natural creativity. So for the last four years he's been running wild in the garden, learning from nature.
(To a kindergarten teacher:) Are your lessons intellectually rigorous?
Forgive me, I've heard it's true my child has to share a class with those of inferior races. This surely isn't true?
He's almost potty-trained.
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