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widey

Fish sperm looks like the bubbles created by fairy liquid.....How I know this I am unsure...........Fairy liquid is like Dew and often found on or around Lillies!!!!!!

widey

oops been away too long

RedSnapper

That's it. Put your hand through the bars in the cage and shake the nice tiger's paw. He's nothing but an oversized pussy cat.

Boolbar

Would you like to hear another rugby song? This one is called "All the Nice Girls Love a Candle" . . .

Bob the dog

Do you want to see my Michael Jackson impression?

Rosie

You'll never learn the sousaphone if you can't even hold it properly.

Falstaff

Do you recall the defective bicycle your parents returned to walmart last christmas? Well, I hate to be the one to tell you but, when your parents get back from the hospital with your new baby brother, he is going to be your replacement. You are being returned to the factory.

Boolbar

Now try a 180 degree handbrake turn.

Bob the dog

You must never use a kitchen knife for cutting up worms and caterpillars! We have blunt ended scissors for that.

irach

Earthworms are fun to eat. They're just like spaghetti.

Bob the dog

'Go to the banks of the great grey-green, greasy Limpopo River, all set about with fever-trees, and find out.'

Botherer

Kiddie Fiddler? Yes, that was Vanessa Mae as a child.

RedSnapper

Let me read you an inspiring bedtime story about a famous inventor. No, not Edison or Watt. I'm talking about Joseph Guillotine.