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I work in IT.
Have you ever tried wolfbagging?
[Botherer] I had to look that up. As was observed in the blog where I foundm a definition, it's something vegetarians can't do. And it occurs to me that Jews wouldn't be able to either. Well, well, well.
Rejoice, for I have chosen you.
I have two tickets to a star trek convention. If you are interested I could get a third, I'm sure mother won't mind ....
[Simons Mith] Unless, of course, they were the wolfbagger, rather than the wolfbaggee... The fact that anyone would want to, though, disturbed me enough.
Hi, I'm in real estate.
I thought we could go and see FIsting Private Ryan, then maybe a drink at the Spearmint Rhino.
Mommy!
This suit cost me four grand. Hello, do you want a drink?
Good evening and welcome to Newsnight. This evening: will the Tories end up with a policy of EU withdrawal. Child poverty. Experts in the studio will be commenting on the practicalities of Gordon Brown's plan. And we'll be going live over to Washington for commentary from Dan Brown on the mid-term congressional elections. But first the headlines...
You look nice. How much do you earn?
I've just been through all the picture files of women on my laptop and you're by far the most attractive!
What say you to some cosplay?
Here's Sooty. What's that sooty? You think you'd like to be friends with this lady? Well, she certainly looks nice. Pardon, Sooty? You'd like to give her a kiss? Well, let's ask her if she minds. OK, then, you can kiss her. What's that? You'd like me to ask her out for a drink? Well, I'm not sure, I don't think much of her teeth. Hmm? Oh, you think she might get them fixed for me if we became friends. Well, what about the cellulite, Sooty? You think it's something to get hold of. Oh, you've made her blush now. I see. Well, I think you like her more than I do. Perhaps you should buy her a drink, Sooty. You don't have any money? All right, then, I guess I can. What would you like, sweetheart?
Ah ha! Tally ho! It appears my fox hunting days are not over yet!
and if you don't like those I have some BAD pickup lines.
What's this I hear that you used to be a man?
You're really a man, aren't you? I can always tell.
...and this one is a photo of me and my goat skinny dipping in the moonlight ... and this one is just the two of us at disneyland .... and this one....
Do you know, you're the very image of my mother when she was your age?
Come to think of it, you're the very image of my mother right now.
Are you a commie? Cos you've gone all red.
Excuse the gurgling, its just my colostomy bag.
Have you ever seen a man severely lacerate his own face for no reason?
So if Chewbacca and Worf had a fight, which one do you think would win?
I'm a firm believer that showering more than once a week is both unecessary, and yes, harmful.
You. Me. Now.
You Monica. Me Billy Clinton
You could come back and have a go on my trombone. It's got a very mellow sound because it's a big bore.
Have you ever done it in a bathtub filled to the brim with naked mole rats?
So what's your opinion of speed cameras?
Hi. I'm an economist.
Which is the best out of Episode I and Episode VI?
There were a Human, a Romulan, a Ferengi, an Elassian, and a Klingon...
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date.
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st:
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.
Your wife, is she interested in... photography? Eh?
also, [projoy] i would go if someone said that to me. maybe i'm just easy.
[Jux] What if they read it haltingly off a bit of crumpled, teastained paper? :)

What do you like to do for fun?
Tell me about u!
Do u cam?<
qaDelmeH bov tuj pem vIlo'choHQo'.
SoH 'IH 'ej belmoH law', 'oH belmoH puS.
jar vagh tIpuq DIHo'bogh Sang SuS ro'.
'ej ratlhtaHmeH bov tuj leSpoH luvuS!

Oh, excuse me, let me wipe the spittle off your face.

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