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World's Worsest
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I've just been through all the picture files of women on my laptop and you're by far the most attractive!
What say you to some cosplay?
Here's Sooty. What's that sooty? You think you'd like to be friends with this lady? Well, she certainly looks nice. Pardon, Sooty? You'd like to give her a kiss? Well, let's ask her if she minds. OK, then, you can kiss her. What's that? You'd like me to ask her out for a drink? Well, I'm not sure, I don't think much of her teeth. Hmm? Oh, you think she might get them fixed for me if we became friends. Well, what about the cellulite, Sooty? You think it's something to get hold of. Oh, you've made her blush now. I see. Well, I think you like her more than I do. Perhaps you should buy her a drink, Sooty. You don't have any money? All right, then, I guess I can. What would you like, sweetheart?
Ah ha! Tally ho! It appears my fox hunting days are not over yet!
and if you don't like those I have some BAD pickup lines.
What's this I hear that you used to be a man?
You're really a man, aren't you? I can always tell.
...and this one is a photo of me and my goat skinny dipping in the moonlight ... and this one is just the two of us at disneyland .... and this one....
Do you know, you're the very image of my mother when she was your age?
Come to think of it, you're the very image of my mother right now.
Are you a commie? Cos you've gone all red.
Excuse the gurgling, its just my colostomy bag.
Have you ever seen a man severely lacerate his own face for no reason?
So if Chewbacca and Worf had a fight, which one do you think would win?
I'm a firm believer that showering more than once a week is both unecessary, and yes, harmful.
You. Me. Now.
You Monica. Me Billy Clinton
You could come back and have a go on my trombone. It's got a very mellow sound because it's a big bore.
Have you ever done it in a bathtub filled to the brim with naked mole rats?
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