mc5 - World's Worsest

Do you know, you're the very image of my mother when she was your age?

Come to think of it, you're the very image of my mother right now.

Are you a commie? Cos you've gone all red.

Software

Excuse the gurgling, its just my colostomy bag.

Have you ever seen a man severely lacerate his own face for no reason?

So if Chewbacca and Worf had a fight, which one do you think would win?

I'm a firm believer that showering more than once a week is both unecessary, and yes, harmful.

You. Me. Now.

RedSnapper

You Monica. Me Billy Clinton

Rosie

You could come back and have a go on my trombone. It's got a very mellow sound because it's a big bore.

Have you ever done it in a bathtub filled to the brim with naked mole rats?

So what's your opinion of speed cameras?

CdM

Hi. I'm an economist.