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Are you free this evening, or do you charge like most of the chicks I pick up 'ere?
You have the best looking horrible demons coming out of your spine I've ever seen.
I can belch the National Anthem.
I bring you....the gift of DEATH!
Wow! Are they real?
I hope you've brought your wallet.
[Raak] Nice work - been going through your DW video collection? :-)
[UK] Just long years of watching it.
The whole planet gets destroyed tomorrow. How about we make the best of tonight?
Did I tell you that I collect dead spiders?
What's it got in its pocketses?
Your resemblance to Ann Widdecombe is just uncanny.
Do you like trains?
I prefer sentient beings, but I suppose you're the nearest this godforsaken planet gets to that. BTW, that was a compliment.
I don't think I've 'ad you before, 'ave I?
What a gorgeous dress, it really does suit you. Would you mind standing up for a moment so that I can see whether or not your bum looks big in it?
Would you like a wormdo?
They say that flat chests are hereditary.
I have this table booked for two at a wonderful little restaurant, but I'm sure they could squeeze you in as well.
I work in IT.
Have you ever tried wolfbagging?
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