The count has been counted, Returning Officers have returned, and party rosettes have been trampled underfoot in the Town Hall Chamber at the end of election night. Get your glad rags on for the Local Party Election Victory Ball at the Town Hall Ballroom, 7.30pm for 8pm, black tie, carriages at midnight. But there are bound to be one or two late-comers...
And let's say hello to Mr and Mrs Bennettlookatthestateofthatwildernessdownthefarend and their scythe-wielding son Gordon.Taking the easy option . . . .
Ah, here arriving with aplomb, are the two Berthas- Mrs. Bertha Kupp and Miss Bertha Fleis with her Serbian husband Dr. Dragan Fleis and his associates Dr. Garth Enner and Dr. Bo Kaye
And the Blossom's other daughter Cherie now makes her grand entrance together with her friends, the prim Rose, Mr.Green- Ari, Mr. Eric Ation, and her little doggy pet Eunia
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the annual dinner of Mornington General Hospital Staff. May I present Dr. Otto L'Aryngeal, Dr. and Mrs Agnosis and their lovely daughter Di, followed very close on their heels by our chief of gastroenterology Dr. Hart-Burns and nurse Miss Ivy Lyon.
Next, the consultant Mr O'Rhea, his lovely wife Di, their guest Mr Sovflu and his naughty wife, the very bad Kay. Oh! And look! That's Guy Nacologist trying to get in with his Czech friend Dr Tologist (I believe his first name is Procz). They're sneaking in the rear entrance.
And here's our resident rheumatologist Dr. Art Rhitis, our hepatologist Dr.Billy Rubin and our microbiological pathologist Ms.Paris Itic, accompanied by Mrs. Biotic, her Auntie.
Ah, and visiting from Seoul as guest physician is the bowel specialist, Dr. En Yee Ma together with our own intestinal genius, Dr. Cole N. O'Scope; here comes our ophthalmological team of Dr. Iris D'Ilation and Dr. Rhett, his wife Tina, and of course our beloved ER nurse Emma Gency.
Arriving now are our haematologist, Dr. Ann Emia our cardiology team of Dr. Cora Nary and Dr. Ed Ema and our plastic surgeons Dr. Tom E. Tuck and Dr. Mai Noo Chin.
And now it is indeed my pleasure to announce the arrival of a rather large group: our neurologists Dr. Al Zheimer and Dr. Lev O'Dopa, our virologists Herb S. Zoster and Ruby Ola, hepatologist Dr. John Diss, a visting urologist from the Osaka Medial Centre in Japan, Dr. Yurinari, and our tropical medicine expert, Dr. Lepp accompanied by his charming wife Rosy.
And here's our addiction counseler Nick O'Tine, our pulmonologist Dr. Emma Physema, followed by one of our endocrinologists Dr. Abetes and his wife Di.
Please welcome Dr. C. Phyllis Tester - our VD specialist, our special Hypertension Clinic nurse Di Astole. And yes, she normally puts everyone to sleep, but tonight she's the life of the party - Dr. Anne Esthesia, accompanied by her beau Dr. Al Lergies.
Ah, I see that our oncolgists have now arrived. Please welcome Dr. Luke Emia (who due to devotion to duty has come in later and separately from his aforementioned wife Ann), Dr. Liam Phoma and Dr. Carson Omar.
Ah, now joining Dr. and Mrs. Lepp is their charming yet quite orthodox daughter Rosie, arriving together with Dr. Salmon and his lovely wife Ella, and Dr. and Mrs. Sentry and their young daughter Dee.
Now arrving, from the hospital's blood bank, nurse Ms. Phlebo and her little boy Tommy and from our seniors' clinic Dr. Atric and her husband of many years, Jerry.
Our Inherited Diseases department is represented now by the arrival of Dr. Etics and her husband Gene and Dr. O'Type and her spouse Cary. From our Hearing Loss clinic, here is Ms. O'Logist and her son Audie and from our Clinical Laboratory, Dr. Hology accompanied by his dear wife Pat.
Our other gastroenterologist is here- please welcome Dr. Ostomy and her husband Cole, and here from our Physical Therapy and Rehabilaiitation division is Mrs. Walker, followed by Mrs. Ficiallimb and her husband Artie.
And the prolific textbook author, Don Tist[you may want to read it twice... I didn't get it the first time. I think I'll go and get myself some help; I was recommended a good shrink- someone Kiatrist... anyone heard of him?]
Now arriving, other members of our Dermatology section, Dr. Anoma and her boyfriend Mel and Dr. Loma with his wife Condaleeza- that Condy to us all. And here comes radiologist Dr. Umscan, visibly irridescent as always, accompanied by her husband Barry.
Our addiction counseler, Ms. Coholic has now arrived, dizzy in love with her beau Al; here's neurologist Cialtic with lovely wife Fay , here's cardiovascular technician Mr. O'Gram with his wife Angie and brain surgeon Dr. Bellum with his better half Sarah.
Oh, and who have we here - from our male fertility clinic, please welcome Dr. Tile-Dysfunction and her husband Eric and arriving, not prematurely, I might add, Dr. Ulation and her boyfriend E. Jack.
And here's a large mixed bag of dinner guests arriving together- the Pectoris twin sister nurses, Ann and Gina, infectious disease physician Dr. Tulism and his wife Bo, from our eating disorders clinic Dr. Tatory and her husband Gus, our oral surgeon Dr. Vitis and his lovely daughter Ginger and orthopaedic surgeon Dr. Merus with her husband Hugh.
And here is ENT physician, Dr. Ingitis and her husband Larry- they'll be singing a lovely duet for us later this evening; endocrinologist and hormonal disorder specialist Dr. Naecomastia and her well-endowed husband Guy and perky intravenous line specialist nurse Ms. Phylline accompanied by her husband Theo.
At last from Infectious Diseases, the Italian Head of Department Prof. Rologi and his lovely wife Vi together with Swiss specialist Dr. T.A.Giess and his partner Con.