The count has been counted, Returning Officers have returned, and party rosettes have been trampled underfoot in the Town Hall Chamber at the end of election night. Get your glad rags on for the Local Party Election Victory Ball at the Town Hall Ballroom, 7.30pm for 8pm, black tie, carriages at midnight. But there are bound to be one or two late-comers...
Ah, I see that our oncolgists have now arrived. Please welcome Dr. Luke Emia (who due to devotion to duty has come in later and separately from his aforementioned wife Ann), Dr. Liam Phoma and Dr. Carson Omar.
Ah, now joining Dr. and Mrs. Lepp is their charming yet quite orthodox daughter Rosie, arriving together with Dr. Salmon and his lovely wife Ella, and Dr. and Mrs. Sentry and their young daughter Dee.
Now arrving, from the hospital's blood bank, nurse Ms. Phlebo and her little boy Tommy and from our seniors' clinic Dr. Atric and her husband of many years, Jerry.
Our Inherited Diseases department is represented now by the arrival of Dr. Etics and her husband Gene and Dr. O'Type and her spouse Cary. From our Hearing Loss clinic, here is Ms. O'Logist and her son Audie and from our Clinical Laboratory, Dr. Hology accompanied by his dear wife Pat.
Our other gastroenterologist is here- please welcome Dr. Ostomy and her husband Cole, and here from our Physical Therapy and Rehabilaiitation division is Mrs. Walker, followed by Mrs. Ficiallimb and her husband Artie.
And the prolific textbook author, Don Tist[you may want to read it twice... I didn't get it the first time. I think I'll go and get myself some help; I was recommended a good shrink- someone Kiatrist... anyone heard of him?]
Now arriving, other members of our Dermatology section, Dr. Anoma and her boyfriend Mel and Dr. Loma with his wife Condaleeza- that Condy to us all. And here comes radiologist Dr. Umscan, visibly irridescent as always, accompanied by her husband Barry.
Our addiction counseler, Ms. Coholic has now arrived, dizzy in love with her beau Al; here's neurologist Cialtic with lovely wife Fay , here's cardiovascular technician Mr. O'Gram with his wife Angie and brain surgeon Dr. Bellum with his better half Sarah.
Oh, and who have we here - from our male fertility clinic, please welcome Dr. Tile-Dysfunction and her husband Eric and arriving, not prematurely, I might add, Dr. Ulation and her boyfriend E. Jack.
And here's a large mixed bag of dinner guests arriving together- the Pectoris twin sister nurses, Ann and Gina, infectious disease physician Dr. Tulism and his wife Bo, from our eating disorders clinic Dr. Tatory and her husband Gus, our oral surgeon Dr. Vitis and his lovely daughter Ginger and orthopaedic surgeon Dr. Merus with her husband Hugh.
And here is ENT physician, Dr. Ingitis and her husband Larry- they'll be singing a lovely duet for us later this evening; endocrinologist and hormonal disorder specialist Dr. Naecomastia and her well-endowed husband Guy and perky intravenous line specialist nurse Ms. Phylline accompanied by her husband Theo.