mc5 - The Beige Allegro

Time to reach into your grab bag of 70s nostalgia with a fab new concept in MC. Get from Fingerbobs to Slade without passing blaxploitation or The Winter of Discontent. Punk Scores double but has nothing to do with the Mystery winning move.
Sponsored by Pearl and Dean.

penelope

*struts and primps afro* wocka-chocka-wocka-chocka-chocka-wocka-wocka... the sound of soaring strings.... and then the coloured girls sing "Shaft".

Audience

*shouts, screams, generally goes wild for penelope*

Bob the dog

Waves tartan scarf in the air then goes home use strimmer on sideburns.

Dunx

A belated shout out for Space Dust... which I think got taken off the market because it contained carcinogens or something equally charming. Ah, the joys of being ten and not caring about such things...

Neil

...has anyone mentioned 'Armchair Thriller'yet?