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Time to reach into your grab bag of 70s nostalgia with a fab new concept in MC. Get from Fingerbobs to Slade without passing blaxploitation or The Winter of Discontent. Punk Scores double but has nothing to do with the Mystery winning move.
Sponsored by Pearl and Dean.
Fingerbobs with home at British Leyland.
Grrr... slightly too young to play this game:)
Make mine a Dalek Death Ray, puttingWatney's Party Seven in knid.
Vision On, declaring Gallery
Hanging up some very wide ties home at Jim Callaghan
Deep black mascara eyes, black hair, bass guitar hung low Gaye Advert playing at at home with "Three minute Heros"
Evel Knievel. Home at Peter Shilton
*thinks* Does The Good Life count?
rab] Felicity Kendal scores triple - an excellent move gaining you a Nimble podume.
Bifurcating to Mike Reid's Runaround/Raleigh Chopper declaring home at Cresta. It's frothy man...
Declaring home on the Dark Side of the Moon progressing to Safety pins
Cheggers Plays Pop, home at Saturday Swap Shop.
Crystaltips and Alistair Raising LV by Warp five.
Stripy Tank Top Uh-oh, loop iminent... where are the sleeves?
Blast it. Forced to *womble*.
Cheeky Weekly declaring free gift with first edition
I can do nothing but head for an All-Nighter at Wigan Casino. Beetlecrushers and 20-inch hems wild. (no, I wasn't there either. But I heard about it.)
I might celebrate the Silver Jubilee.
In that case The Green Cross Code applies, forcing me to Brentford Nylons.
Matt's move forces me to take a seat... Shackletons orginal high seat chair - it's lovely!
OMG - I can recall this one almost verbatim...that's the power of repetitive advertising for you.
"It's grand to find a comfy chair when you're getting on a bit or you have arthritis. My neice got this from Shackletons, you know. Never thought it would be so easy to get in and out of. First she went to their showroom, they had over a hundred chairs to choose from..."
Ridley Scott's Hovis advert
Oh no! There is a giant kitten on the Post Office tower! Keeping my head low with a Bay City Rollers.
Fab! Now I can progress with Emerson, Lake and Palmer. Mind the drum solo!
Is Pink Floyd valid at this stage?
[rab] only if playing a Roger Waters podume. I move to David Bowie playing an Aladin Sane podume of course and hopefully putting male makeup in knid.
Upping the cheese factor with Rubettes and a sickly Sugar Baby Love
Gary Glitter no one wants to be in his gang. But hey its cool in my gang when its Ladies Night.
Pre-spellchecking wiv crazee boyz Slade teetering on Platform Boots.
Taking the middle of the line with Nana Mouskori/Dennis Roussos. Tasteless diagonal: Wife Swapping Parties/Hairy Cornflake.
There's only one way to get the PV (polyester velocity) down from its current dangerously high levels. And that's to go for The Good Life, and a quick flash of Harvy Smith's V Sign
Leading, inevitably, to The Rise and Fall of Reginald Perrin.
And shunting me to Sugar Smacks, via Space Hopper
Is this podume fizzing? Ah, it's because it's made out of Space Dust.
Hmm sticky, therefore must play Bazooka Joe bubblegum
Hey Girl Don't Bother Me that will be ten shillings in old money, setting the first single bought wild.
Hmm - Tiswas as a primary move, home at Spangles.
Countering Saskia's Tiswas by changing channels to an emphatic Swapshop and disappearing into the distance on a Spacehopper. Mwahahahah!
Having an observation round with Screen Test before attempting to get hold of penelope's clackers.
A Carnaby Street/King's Road bifurcation before purchasing plum and burgundy flares at Biba.
Tomorrows World Raymond Baxter podumes wild
(Penelope) Only thing I can say to that is "Crackerjack!"
[Saskia] Oh ho! So you would dare to defy me? Hmm. Double Deckers, Take that! Gillian and Tiger on the top deck, Brains at the wheel!!
(Penelope) Nice try, but I shall play my Joker with Stuart Hall and It's A Knockout! Beat that!
[Saskia] My ire is raised, I won't be beaten... going for a hostname pleonasm cascade with Robert Robertson in Ask the Family and Magnus Magnusson in Mastermind.
F e e l t h e f o r c e !
Bugger. Was it Robert Robinson? 'Close enough for agriculture', as we used to say in the chemical analysis business...
[penelope] Oh no you don't. A Whitbread (Big Head) Trophy Bitter (the pint that thinks it's a quart) will soon put a stop to that nonsense.
Taking possession of all the devil's podumes with The Exorcist!
[Matt] Damn You! Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom! Esso Blue!
(Penelope) I think you missed a golden opportunity there. Nationwide featuring such rising stars as Frank Bough, Bernard Faulk, Hugh Scully, Sue Lawley and Mr Sex himself John Stapleton. If the link doesn’t work, blame the dog.
Der-dum, der-dum, der-dum-dum-dum-dum, der-dum-dum-dum dedededum! You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark! - Jaws
(Continuiing on the Nationwide theme) Richard Stilgoe, the parachuting bagpiper and of course, David Icke. (Penelope) Give up yet?
[Saskia] Not while I'm still being told to Put a Tiger in your Tank
pshaw. I give up. It moved while I was watching it! Try http://www.prod.esso.com/eaff/essoireland/about/mn_esso_tiger.html.
Led Zeppelin loop! Hey hey mama, said the way you move, gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove!
waving her red pettocoat in The Railway Children
pettOcoat?
[Chalky] *GONG* Didn't loop.
[DrFu+nxum] *GNOG* Didn't have to. Check the RV. Meanwhile: Jimmy Saville says Clunk-Click, Every Trip
It's got to be that Grange Hill Sausage.
La la lah! Its time for Drooper, Fleegle, Bingo & Snorky in The Banana Splits!
Summer holiday viewing cascade:
Robinson Crusoe
The Singing Ringing Tree
Belle and Sebatian
Why Don't You...
Cloe Ashcroft wearing dungarees and singing 'Jelly on a Plate'...
Worthington E - Double diamond loop
[Saskia] You think you're so smart, but I'm wearing stripy socks and all I will say to you is DORIS! (And Watch Out! There's a Humphrey About!)
Watneys Red Barrel aahhrghhh
How! interesting.
Huggy Bear - avoiding The Hair Bear Bunch.
staying with the animal theme Top Cat
Bachman-Turner Overdrive You ain't seen nothin' yet...b-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen n-n-nothin' yet!
Plastic serrated Woo-woo tubes. Spin 'em round and they go woooo.
Entertaining with 'The Fondue Set' [what ARE those charred black thingies lurking at the bottom of this pan?] but restoring credibility with Curved Air's 'Phantasmagoria' [what ARE those charred black thingies lurking underneath Sonja Kristina's fringe?]
Stealers Wheel Stuck in the middle with you, without any later associated connotations of acts of torture, thankyouverymuch.
(Penelope) Were you a member of the Tufty Club or did you listen to what Charlie Says?
[Sakia] I was in the Tufty club, the Puffin club and I was a Brownie too... Professor Brainstawm Ner-ner ner-ner-ner!
Cheech & Chong - Up in smoke man
"I am not a crook."
10CC, "I'm not in love"
Joan Armatrading - I am not in love, but I'm open to persuasion
pen]Found just the man for you Lord Brett Sinclair.
Inkspot] In that case, Danny is Wilde. Getting my digital calculator out , I see the next move is Clive Sinclair.
Guess I'll have to play Kate Bush on the side of double decker buses. Abba moved from number one.
Meatloaf Let me sleep on it.
Let's go to Abigail's Party for a bit of Demis Roussos
A Multi-Gobble-Choc-Bomb is really rather nice
Topped with choc and sugar balls and strawberry flavoured ice
But a Multi-Gobble-Choc-Bomb has a big surprise
For every Multi-Gobble-Choc-Bomb has a bar of choc inside!
Hey! Crusader, have you any nuts?
I've got mixed nuts and raisins, salted cashews,
I've got my favourite roasted peanuts!
(More, more, more!)I've got three
Bags
Full.
Does this mean that it's time for a Finger of Fudge?
[BtD] Only if you let me play The small piece of cardboard that you used to get in a Bounty Bar.
Space Dust *crackle*
Logically on to Spacehoppers
I know just what you're thinking The Tomorrow People ... such nice children.
Dangerous playground equipment like slides that are over 6 feet high, see-saws that chop fingers off, solid wood swings which bash you in the face. And no protective soft surface to fall on.
Goldfish in Bags.
Umpteen Apollo Missions spawning The Moonwalk
Peters and Lee
Benny from Crossroads.
Hence Benny from Abba.
Benny! Benny! Benny! Benny and The Jets!
more tooth-rot : Imps, Tacks (very similar), rainbow crystals, pink panther bars and those pink waffle-shaped chewy spearmint things between two sheets of greaseproof paper...
[Tooth-rot] Mojos! Cinnamon flavoured tic-tacs, and those Fry's choclate bars with the multi-coloured, multi-flavoured soft fondant centers.
Pink Panther Pink Chocolate Bars (And still available in Norwich as late as 1991, by the way)
Dad's Army & M*A*S*H each lasting longer than the wars they portrayed.
[Puckoon] Because they lasted just one hour a week... :oP
The Liver Birds Ye dancin'? invoked.
Leading to the usual companion move of Butterflies.
Pen] Ya askin'? Mrs Slocombe's Pussy. Donna Summer - feeling Lurveeee. Oooooh!
Green Shield Stamps! Sandwich Toaster, anyone?
In which case, I'll have a Three Day Week.
Darn it, rab, that forces me into a Hard Day's Night - at home, of course, in Abbey Road!
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt! Hard Day's Night was 1964.

What ever happened to
Marathon Bars
Smiths Crisps
Opal Fruits
Rowntrees Fruit Gums...?
Marathon Bars became 'Snickers' in about 1990
Smiths Crisps are still available
Opal Fruits became Starburst in about 2001
and Rowntrees Fruit Gums are still available

all of which forces me to Shop at a FineFare Supermarket, using a checkout till with mechanical buttons and a totalling button that goes KERRRR-CHINNNNG! and opens the cash drawer (where there is a compartment for half-pence pieces).

Arkwright's till with it's mousetrap like One Pound Note clip, in Open All Hours. [pen] that compartment would have originally been for tanners.
Pen] Marathon bars and Opal Friuts were launched in the 70s. Smiths Crisps have been bought up by Walkers (have you bought a pack of salt'n'shake recently). They, like Rowntrees Fruit Gums were at the top of their popularity in the 70's. Well, with me anyway. Rowntrees are now a sub-division of (yah-spit) Nestle.
If you are going for FineFare - I shall retailate with Key Markets. Nah nah!
Issac Hayes - Hyberbolicsyllabicsesquidalymistic
Which window will it be today? - The Arched window! Fade out to chocolate factory production line/ Jean Tinguely kinetic sculpture.
[BtD] I consider myself trounced by your last move - this is one of the most one-upmanshippish games in the Morniverse! I move paper mice and bearded presenters...Fingerbobs!
Magpie... sing alon now...

One For Sorrow,
Two For Joy,
Three for a Girl and
Four for a boy,
Five for Silver,
Six for Gold,
Seven is a secret never to be told,
Eight's a wish and
Nine's a kiss,
Ten is a bird that you must not miss

Flowery Twats, er, I think I meant Fawlty Towers.
Corny jokes to the fore! It's Rentaghost.
I reckon it's about time for a Rock Against Racism concert.
Last of the Summer Wine with the original trio of Peter Sallis as Norman Clegg, The late Bill Owen as Compo Simmonite and the very late Michael Bates as Cyril Blamire. Started 4th January 1973 latest series is currently running each Sunday on BBC1, that's the 24th Series.
[Puckoon] Yes, you really would have thought they'd have put it to bed by now, wouldn't you. Meanwhile Dad's Army.
Steptoe & Son, or its American cousin, Sanford & Son
Bzzzt! I don't think either of the last two moves really qualifies. I mean, yes, they were on in the seventies, but by that token you might as well claim, say, The Bible as a 70s book.

Pending adjudication on that, I'll go for Ken Russell's Tommy.

[matt] I kind of see your point, but do you really mean we have to abandon things that were created in the 70's but are still around? And was the bible written in the 70's? I think we should be told.
I'm sure someone's translation was written in the 1970s. Anyhoo...toning it down with Billy Joel's Piano Man.
Blowping BJPM with Up Town Top Rankin' Ting!
Is Kraftwerk authentically 70's enough?
[rab] No, I mean we have to abandon things that were created before the 70s -- the 60s in the case of Steptoe and Dad's Army. Although both shows continued to be made in the 70s, there's nothing really 70s about them, to me anyway. Others clearly disagree. I shouldn't think there'll be much argument about on Bolan's TV show Marc, though.
[matt] Ah, understand now.
if not Dad's Army try M*A*S*H there's the 1970 Film followed by the TV series, 11 in all. If you like that sort of thing you can get the first three TV series on DVD (Region 1 only though).
Richard Baker News Broadcasts [Matt] How about Dad's Army and Steptoe and Son in colour? That makes it distinctly 1970s.
This'll shock you. Alien.
Jim Fixed it For Me
The Moon Shot Fraud. Conclusive proof!
Playing football on the road without getting run over
Those 10" plastic hoops with a 12" string and small ball fastened to them. You put your foot through and swung the ball round to sort of half-hula, half skip... I have no idea what they were called!
Blakes 7 with Blake in.
Getting your first colour television delivered
[Thos] *BZZZT* Mum's place got theirs in 1967. No cricket references yet, so: "The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey." (1976)
Well, in that case Thos being born - certainly a 1970s occurance.
[Thos] Jeez. I started school in the 60s!. So I have to move replacing white streetlights with orange sodium lamps.. Night has never been the same colour since.
Charlie Daniels' Band - The Devil Went Down To Georgia
[Penelope] You surprise me genuinely...but your should take solace from the fact that I look old enough to be your father! :) Ed "Stewpot" Stewart on Crackerjack
[Thos] I am comforted, thank you. But I only just started school in 1969 :o)
Thos/Pen] I can't work out when I started school - I fink it must have neen 1969 too. It was probably the same year that Boolbar started so I'll ask him - he has a better memory than me.
Progressive Rock with home at Supper's Ready.
The real Milky Bar Kid.
Being able to remember things, like when you started school - now, where did I leave my keys!!
Being able to remember the names of most people on your nursery school photo and still saying hello to them when you see them out shopping with their teenage kids on a Saturday in your home town *groogh* About 7 years ago when I worked on a local paper, I had to visit my old Nursery School do a story - and they remembered me! And it was bloody odd to re-visit a place when you're three times the height you were when you last went there.
OK, its time for the first "mystery winning move" clue. If you don't want to know it, don't highlight the following..."Something to do with Arthur Scargill?"
The Sweeney, declaring Shut it!
How about lost in space for the 70's Space: 1999 another classic series for Gerry Anderson.
Its time to call Pugh, Pugh, Barley, Mcgrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grub.
One of Mrs Honeybun's pekes is stuck up a tree in Camberwick Green...
Tom Baker battles a Giant Robot. Can I come out from behind the sofa yet?
Kelloggs 'Rise and Shine' orange juice granules. Used to come in a sachet. Just add water. I bet you think I'm kidding...
No moves for a while . . . is everyone out on strike?
Boolbar] Don't mention the 'S' word it may force three day week.
The Likely Lads are regarded as funny and attractive young fellows.
Chopper bicycles and that awkwardly placed gearstick just awaiting an emergency brake. Don't forget to stick your Bubblegum cards in through the spokes though
[Pogle] Are you Mr, Mrs, Pippin or Tog?
A 1978 Chevy Impala in avacado green, with matching child seat.
Pogle] Or Plant? And what was Tog? Some sort of psycodelic squirrel I suppose. Oliver Postgate has much to answer for.
Bay City Rollers!
Dave, Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Titch
[Norma] I thought for a moment you were referring to the gorgeous 1959 Impala. The thing is that the 1959 Impala (scroll down) looks a lot better to us now than it did then. Then, it was fairly extreme in the fin department. Now, it's totally over the top in all departments. And compared to which, the 1978 Impala was a big disappointment.
Why are my ears burning ?
[Vlad] Someone with a short attention span is using you as a candelabra for earwax candles?
Aztec bars.
Just popped in for a can of Quatro and a Nutty bar. Mmm, lunch...
This is great stuff - Phil Bennett covering, chased by Alistair Scown - Brilliant! Oh that's brilliant! John Williams! Pullin! John Dawes! Great dummy!! Tom David at the half-way line! Brilliant by Quinnell!! THIS IS GARETH EDWARDS. A TERRIFIC START - WHAT A SCORE!!!!
I can't believe noone has chimed in with Star Wars yet.
Star Wars *chime*
Very lame toy light sabres with various modes of disfunction, and a very irritating sound effect.
Jonathan King singing Everyone's gone to the jail, or something like that.
Terry Wogan singing (if that's the word, which, come to think of it, it isn't) The Floral Dance
Hey Baby, I'm your Telephone Man
Uh huh. Oh no you don't! (Naughty, naughty, naughty!)
Yes sir! I can boogie!
Silver Lady. (Whatever happened to David Soul?)
There's no one quite like grandma
Gimmie Dat Ding!
Control, this is 6-7 here, I can hear you loud and and I can hear you clear, yeah
Mahna mahna
(ba dee bedebe)
mahna mahna
(ba debe dee)
mahna mahna
(ba dee bedebe badebe badebe dee dee de-de de-de-de)
You get a shiver in the dark, It's raining in the park but meantime...
...South of the river, you stop and you hold everything.
Just get me a Chrysler Cordoba, you know, with the Rich Corinthian Leather
Or a vivid marine blue Chrysler Alpine. That's A L P I N E, not Alpeeen as in the rather smart cultish Renaults. :o)
Free Milk at mid-morning playtime. (Bitch.)
A quick visit to Rumbelows or Timothy White's
I like Demis Roussos, Catherine likes Demis Roussos, Reg likes him, and Sue would like to hear him. Can we have Demis Roussos, Laurence?
Dial 0-1 if you're calling from outside London...
Playing my Joker - It's a Knockout!
Shudder - MF! You are Alison Steadman, and I claim my Abigail's Party Souvenir Programme.
[gil] I thought long and hard for a classic British 70s film, and it was either that or The Children's Film Foundation
Anything from Play for Today... such as The Elephants' Graveyard, Just A Boy's Game, Scum - not forgetting Martha's nomination of Abigail's Party.
And, of corse, Saturday mornings would not be the same without Space: 1999, followed by World of Sport (with Dickie Davies at the helm), and the wrestling at 12.00. Of course, all of this is to be enjoyed whilst lying on the sofa, consuming chutney flavour Outer Spacers.
Anyone remember that crazy programme called Bookroom? Went out about ten to three or ten past three on winter afternoons on BBC1. had I think Tim Preece in it somewhere. Was set in a staff room type dreary room, orange sofa, and the three presenters kind of acted it in a sort of Tony Hart/ Mr Bennett way, bantering ansd bitching a little with each other and discussing books. It was totally strange and only viewed when you were off sick so i have no idea who it was supposed to appeal to. In factI had totally forgotten about it since the Seventies until I dreamt about it the otehr night. asked a few of my colleagues who vaguely remember it too. here's the weird bit...i've now checked and find it never existed! ow bizarre to dream a memory...
You don't mean The Book Tower, do you?
TVs and games consoles with a Real Wood Finish!
No, the Book Tower was dear old Tom and scasry Lloyd Webber theme! Book Room was it seems just my own weird mind dreaming it up. Some dream of winning the lottery...I dream of the Seventies!
Mmmm, Pye!
Weebls wobble but they don't fall down...
The Sweeney and I'm sure it's "Weebles"
Testing out rusty HTML skills Hawaii 5-0 Book 'im Dano
Christmas crackers containing WhimsiesTM. Much better than Weebles. Or even Blimpy pens.
[Pye] Yes, me too. Dreaming of being trapped in my cot with that scary clown on the curtains grinning down at me, and dribbling on Woolly Sheep.... ah, the 70s!
Enduring memories of Fleegle, Bingo, Drooper and Snorky also known as The Banana Splits although the site says "originally broadcast 1968-1969" - not where I grew up it wasn't.
And if the lips move when no sound is coming out, and vice versa, it must be Monkey.
Or The Water Margin!
I see your Water Margin and raise you a Flashing Blade
Cannon, Kojak, Charlies Angels, Chips, and dare I say it, Starsky and Hutch?
Richard O'Sullivan in ITV's Dick Turpin on Saturday evenings (when it didn't clash with Doctor Who of course!).
Who the hell was it in Man About The House and Robin's Nest, apart from Paula Wossername and Sally Thingummy, the toothy one out of The Railway Children??
That was Richard O'Sullivan, was it not?
[rab] Yup, I think you're right. I'll nominate poor old Yootha Joyce in George and Mildred instead.
Cliff Michelmore, Richard Whitmore, Michael Aspel, Richard Baker et al doing There Is Nothing You Can Name, that is anything like a Dame...
Nationwide with Michael Barratt!
Aha! those Barratt Homes adverts with the guy with the big chopper.
I refuse to make any more TV references, go to TV Cream instead and relive those childhood telly moments.
OK maybe On the Moov aids to literasy.
La la la la la,
La la la la la,
La la la la la, la la la la la,
Do do do do-dooo, Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Give us a clue No, that's not a 70s telly reference, I really WOULD like to know what that la la etc. is about :-D
Sounds like "Lovin' You", as memorably performed by Linda Smith in Pick Up Song. (emphasis on "memorably" :)
This'll bring back a few memories. Mind, you, the Belle and Sebastian theme isn't the one I'd expected (Lonley solo boy sings whistfully... )
Horribly Ugly Sports Jacket. With leather patches.
Incredibly long and colourfully hooped socks with individual toes
70's nostalgia, is it, how about Manchester United getting relegated to the Second Division
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home
Screen Test with Michael Rod, who I always found was indistinguishable from John Craven...
Phew - What a Scorcha! The Summer of '76 drought.
Yes, what a good time for a Bicentennial Dollar
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