mc5 - The Beige Allegro

Time to reach into your grab bag of 70s nostalgia with a fab new concept in MC. Get from Fingerbobs to Slade without passing blaxploitation or The Winter of Discontent. Punk Scores double but has nothing to do with the Mystery winning move.
Sponsored by Pearl and Dean.

Grant

[rab] only if playing a Roger Waters podume. I move to David Bowie playing an Aladin Sane podume of course and hopefully putting male makeup in knid.

penelope

Upping the cheese factor with Rubettes and a sickly Sugar Baby Love

Inkspot

Gary Glitter no one wants to be in his gang. But hey its cool in my gang when its Ladies Night.

Chalky

Pre-spellchecking wiv crazee boyz Slade teetering on Platform Boots.

Bob the dog

Taking the middle of the line with Nana Mouskori/Dennis Roussos. Tasteless diagonal: Wife Swapping Parties/Hairy Cornflake.