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The Beige Allegro
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Time to reach into your grab bag of 70s nostalgia with a fab new concept in MC. Get from Fingerbobs to Slade without passing blaxploitation or The Winter of Discontent. Punk Scores double but has nothing to do with the Mystery winning move.
Sponsored by Pearl and Dean.
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Vision On, declaring Gallery
Hanging up some very wide ties home at Jim Callaghan
Deep black mascara eyes, black hair, bass guitar hung low Gaye Advert playing at at home with "Three minute Heros"
Evel Knievel. Home at Peter Shilton
*thinks* Does The Good Life count?
rab] Felicity Kendal scores triple - an excellent move gaining you a Nimble podume.
Bifurcating to Mike Reid's Runaround/Raleigh Chopper declaring home at Cresta. It's frothy man...
Declaring home on the Dark Side of the Moon progressing to Safety pins
Cheggers Plays Pop, home at Saturday Swap Shop.
Crystaltips and Alistair Raising LV by Warp five.
Stripy Tank Top Uh-oh, loop iminent... where are the sleeves?
Blast it. Forced to *womble*.
Cheeky Weekly declaring free gift with first edition
I can do nothing but head for an All-Nighter at Wigan Casino. Beetlecrushers and 20-inch hems wild. (no, I wasn't there either. But I heard about it.)
I might celebrate the Silver Jubilee.
In that case The Green Cross Code applies, forcing me to Brentford Nylons.
Matt's move forces me to take a seat... Shackletons orginal high seat chair - it's lovely!
OMG - I can recall this one almost verbatim...that's the power of repetitive advertising for you.
"It's grand to find a comfy chair when you're getting on a bit or you have arthritis. My neice got this from Shackletons, you know. Never thought it would be so easy to get in and out of. First she went to their showroom, they had over a hundred chairs to choose from..."
Ridley Scott's Hovis advert
Oh no! There is a giant kitten on the Post Office tower! Keeping my head low with a Bay City Rollers.
Fab! Now I can progress with Emerson, Lake and Palmer. Mind the drum solo!
Is Pink Floyd valid at this stage?
[rab] only if playing a Roger Waters podume. I move to David Bowie playing an Aladin Sane podume of course and hopefully putting male makeup in knid.
Upping the cheese factor with Rubettes and a sickly Sugar Baby Love
Gary Glitter no one wants to be in his gang. But hey its cool in my gang when its Ladies Night.
Pre-spellchecking wiv crazee boyz Slade teetering on Platform Boots.
Taking the middle of the line with Nana Mouskori/Dennis Roussos. Tasteless diagonal: Wife Swapping Parties/Hairy Cornflake.
There's only one way to get the PV (polyester velocity) down from its current dangerously high levels. And that's to go for The Good Life, and a quick flash of Harvy Smith's V Sign
Leading, inevitably, to The Rise and Fall of Reginald Perrin.
And shunting me to Sugar Smacks, via Space Hopper
Is this podume fizzing? Ah, it's because it's made out of Space Dust.
Hmm sticky, therefore must play Bazooka Joe bubblegum
Hey Girl Don't Bother Me that will be ten shillings in old money, setting the first single bought wild.
Hmm - Tiswas as a primary move, home at Spangles.
Countering Saskia's Tiswas by changing channels to an emphatic Swapshop and disappearing into the distance on a Spacehopper. Mwahahahah!
Having an observation round with Screen Test before attempting to get hold of penelope's clackers.
A Carnaby Street/King's Road bifurcation before purchasing plum and burgundy flares at Biba.
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