mc5 - Cleri Who's Who

Four lines rhyming AABB - scansion, rhythm, metre and all that malarkey is as random as-u-like. Oh yes - the featured subject, usually a person, is mentioned in the first line.
Here's a full and frank(ly better) intro by Thos along with some that were made earlier.

And a drug addict, and in rehab belong. (Softers) Don't make it easy, do you, you bastard. -:)

Jeff Stryker

Software

Are we referring to the one who is a porn star or the one who is a writer?

Whenever he has writer's block (candidating for feedline of the month)

He can at least be thankful that he doesn't have to resort to improving the contour of his trousers with the aid of a sock.