mc5 - Cleri Who's Who

Four lines rhyming AABB - scansion, rhythm, metre and all that malarkey is as random as-u-like. Oh yes - the featured subject, usually a person, is mentioned in the first line.
Here's a full and frank(ly better) intro by Thos along with some that were made earlier.

irach

Richard Gere

Software

Is rumoured to be queer

Rosie

If so, in the entertainment industry he would not be alone (Softers) Probably apocryphal, but Michael Caine was asked if he thought Gere were gay. He replied, "Dunno, could be. Let's say 'e'd 'elp out if vey was short-'anded".

I Say, Porter!

I've heard stories about Sharon Stone...

Phil

Richard Gere? A recipient of swollen goods? How very dare you!
Julia Roberts