mc5 - Cleri Who's Who

Four lines rhyming AABB - scansion, rhythm, metre and all that malarkey is as random as-u-like. Oh yes - the featured subject, usually a person, is mentioned in the first line.
Here's a full and frank(ly better) intro by Thos along with some that were made earlier.

Fatouville

Was human, all too human

Darren

He insisted the S was a name and shouldn't have a period after it, but wrote the period in his own signature himself

Juxtapose

Perhaps this was a conscious attempt at irony, but he also ran the camp canteen at Ft. Still and it's entirely possible he just snitched one too many bottles off the shelf.

Software

Jaramogi Oginga Odinga

Puckoon

Was the Octogenerian of Kenyan politics.