mc5 - You know you're getting old when.......

As life moves on there are signs which tell us, without any chance of doubt, that we are getting older, going downhill, coming off the final bend or generally ready to turn off the lights, lock the door and depart gracefully. What is/are your particular tell-tale symptoms?

RedSnapper

Your damn hearing aid sucks, so that when he/she says "Shall we go upstairs and have sex?" you hear "Do you know where the heck are my specs?", to which you reply "No, dear".

Widey

You can't fine the stairs to your bed room even though you have lived in a ground floor flat for the last 40 years!

irach

You can't tell whether it's your knees or the stairs that are creaking.

widey

The Sexpistols and The Buzzcocks are getting played on Radio 4!!!!

B.C.

You blame the viagra for your eyesight going.