mc5 - You know you're getting old when.......

As life moves on there are signs which tell us, without any chance of doubt, that we are getting older, going downhill, coming off the final bend or generally ready to turn off the lights, lock the door and depart gracefully. What is/are your particular tell-tale symptoms?

gabrielized

Your wee is too wee to smell like anything.

irach

You are mercifully spared from toothaches, having no teeth left to ache.

Kim

You realise that, when he/she says "Shall we go upstairs and have sex?", you'll only be able to manage one or the other.

RedSnapper

Your damn hearing aid sucks, so that when he/she says "Shall we go upstairs and have sex?" you hear "Do you know where the heck are my specs?", to which you reply "No, dear".

Widey

You can't fine the stairs to your bed room even though you have lived in a ground floor flat for the last 40 years!