mc5 - You know you're getting old when.......

As life moves on there are signs which tell us, without any chance of doubt, that we are getting older, going downhill, coming off the final bend or generally ready to turn off the lights, lock the door and depart gracefully. What is/are your particular tell-tale symptoms?

Falstaff

Your waistline has crept up to within centimeters of your nipples. [Meanwhile laughter erupts in the Elysian Fields as St Peter demonstrates his signature wedgie to another school of cherubic recruits.]

Bob the dog

There is a noise of hammering, then ray of sunlight appears. A silhouetted figure comes into sight whom you later discover to be Howard Carter.

plump

Your breakfast is mostly tablets

irach

You to Mick Jagger as "that young whippersnapper".

irach

should have read You refer to Mick Jagger as "that young whippersnapper".