mc5 - AVMA Take 2

Ink?

Is part of it a container?

(Projoy) Not a detergent
(Raak) Not ink
(Inkspot) Not part of a container.

Polish?

(Raak) Not polish.

Does it begin with P?

[Rosie] You may have missed a capitalisation there.

(Tuj) Does not begin with a P.

Is it something solid that is disolved in a liquid before use?

Dujon

An alcohol based concoction?

(Inkspot) No.
(Dujon) No alcohol, industrial, medicinal or recreational.

Dujon

Is this usually produced from distillates of wood, coal, petroleum and their ilk? (That's it for today 'cos everyone else is in the land of nod).

Plant-related?

[Dujon] 'Fraid not.

(Dujon) YES, it's "chemical"
(Tuj) Not plant-related.

Silly putty?

(Raak) Not silly putty. Much more mainstream.

Sensible putty?

(Raak) Not putty of any kind, but a "sensible" substance nevertheless.

A polymeric material?

Is it something used as a filler or adhesive?

Dujon

Candle wax?

(irach) YES *applause from knowledgable members of audience*
(Raak) YES *more applause*
(Dujon) Not candle wax.

Blu-tack?

Cyanoacrylate super glue?

Starch?

Silicone rubber?

Just a reminder to all that it's edible or drinkable, but not recommended!

[Dandalf] That doesn't rule out very much really...

(Tuj) Not Blu-tak
(irach) Not cyanoacrylate superglue
(Dandalf) Not starch
(Raak) Not silicone rubber

Polyfilla?

[Rosie] But... blu-tack... I'm in a blu-tack daze as I've just removed 325 bits of the stuff from the walls of my room at uni.

Caulk?

(Tuj) Not polyfilla
(irach) Not caulk.

The "word on the card" is a brand name but the generic term will do.

Bostik?

(Raak) Not Bostik

KY Jelly?

(irach) Not KY jelly. (See the YES's above)

Is it both a glue and a filler?

Sorry Rosie but seeking a clarification to the "or" question by Raak.

(Inkspot) Not both a glue and a filler. I'll tell you it's a glue. :-)

An edible or drinkable (though not recommended) mineral glue? I give up, unless "e or d" means physically capable of being ingested.

(Dandalf) I think you can take it that "not recommended" means it's not intended for ingestion. It was a joke. Sorry if you were misled. This stuff is pretty famous.

UHU Glue?

(Dandalf) Not UHU.

Araldite?

YES! Araldite it is. Everything I possess has got a dab of it somewhere. Well done, Raak. Over to you, squire.

ABSTRACT, with ANIMAL connections. This may be a difficult one, but it's in Wikipedia. Two words, no articles.

Birthday party?

[Tuj] (some applause from the audience) No.

CdM

connected to time in some way?

[CdM] Not really. It would be misleading to say "no", but not helpful to say "yes".

Is the animal connection human?

[I] Yes.

An organisation?

[Rosie] No.

Connected to celebration in some way?

A characteristic?

[CdM] Yes!
[Rosie] No.

Connected to marriage in some way?

Connected to a religion?

[Irouéguy] Er....yes, it is. (Laughter.)
[Inkspot] Yes.

Néa

Is the religion Christianity?

[Néa] No.

Is the religion Buddhism?

[Irouéguy] No.

Islam?

...why not keep going?

Zoroastrianism?

(Tuj) why not...?

[Tuj] No.
[irach] No.

Did the religion start in Asia?

Judaism?

[I] Yes.
[D] No.

A vow taken by a monk?

[I] No.
Summary: a celebration relating to humans, marriage, and a religion originating in Asia, excluding Christianity, Buddhism, Islam, Zorro, or Judaism. Sort-of-ish-like connected with time. Not a birthday party, an organisation, a characteristic, or a vow.

Part of the Hindu ceremony?

Kim

Is the marriage element a real marriage (one person to another)?

[Inkspot] Not Hindu.
[Kim] No. Not a marriage, just a connection with marriage in general.

Is the religion Chinese?

[I] Not Chinese.

Is this some kind of Japanese ritual?

[Rosie](APPLAUSE!) Yes.

Does it happen annually?

Projoy

Japanese Tea Ceremony?

[Tuj] Yes, annually.
[Projoy] Not the tea ceremony.

Rambling over Mount Fuji ?

[Inkspot] Not Mount Fuji.

Star festival (Tanabata)?

[I] Not Tanabata.

Shogatsu?

[R] Not Shogatsu.

Two words, remember, and some sort of connection to marriage.

Are the two words Japanese?

Is it a celebrated as national holiday?

[Ir] Both words are Japanese.
[In] Not a national holiday.

Hounen Matsuri?

*clutches at straws*

[Irouéguy] The ceremonial straw hat is yours! It is indeed Hounen Matsuri, the Penis Festival.

The what now? On the Wiki article I looked at, it was the harvest festival. Still, the article was just a stub…

Last minute change of plan - my original idea has unfortunate connotations, so our next is ANIMAL, VEGETABLE and MINERAL.

[I] I had in mind the specific one held at Komaki. I hadn't noticed the more general harvest festival significance. See the usual nine syllables dot thoeny.com/peter/tagata/tagata1.html.

The Earth and all that treads upon it?

Salty bacon crisps?

A geographical feature?

irach] The Earth and all that treads upon it? No
Raak - Salty bacon crisps? Mmmmm...salty bacon crisps, but no
Chalky - A geographical feature? No :)

Raak] For fuck's saké! Imagine explaining a set of those to Customs.

Smaller than a toaster?

Animal human?

Is it one specific object?

[Irouéguy] Be sure to click onto the following pages to see the three-metre phallus processed through the streeets.

Tuj] Smaller than a toaster? Yes
Rosie] Animal human? No
Raak] Is it one specific object?No

I hadn't noticed there were more pages - I'll check them out when I'm home again.

Just in case there's any ambiguity, Raak's link is definitely NSFW, for almost all values of 'work'.

Is the animal part - part of an animal?

Can you buy it in the shops?

Chalky] Is the animal part - part of an animal? No
Raak] Can you buy it in the shops? In some shops (though mostly a shop isn't the first place you'd go for this).

Is it ornamental?

Is it used in the house?

Raak] Is it ornamental? No
Rosie] Is it used in the house? Hmmm...it can be, but mostly isn't (hesitation becaused 'use' isn't the verb you'd most associate with it).

If not "used", then eaten?

(Thanks for hint)

Rosie] If not "used", then eaten? *applause* Close - some people eat some of it, but 'eat' isn't the most juste either.

Is the mineral part a container?

A cocktail of some kind?

Raak] Is the mineral part a container? No
Rosie] A cocktail of some kind? Yes, but only in the sense of a mixture of different ingredients.

CdM

A medication of some kind?

Would it be on the menu of a restaurant?

A drink?

CdM - A medication of some kind? Some people use it for that, but strictly, no.
Inkspot - Would it be on the menu of a restaurant? Quite likely
Chalky - A drink? How kind - large G&T, please
*cheers* YES! It's a drink

An alcoholic drink?

A drink served hot?

Chalky] An alcoholic drink? No
Inkspot] A drink served hot? Yes

Capuccino?

A Meat and vegetable salted soup?