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AVMA Take 2
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Yes, it's another round of that classic guessing game - Animal, Vegetable, Mineral, Abstract [or any combination thereof]. This effort - '03/'04 should address any queries, but then again, may just serve to confuse and baffle which some might say is the point of the game. Patience, integrity and a decent search engine may be useful ....
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Is it a map?
or even ... A Hologram?
Is it a game?
[Software, GL, Chalky, Kim] No.
Is there one for each person?
Is it an action?
[GL,I] no.
Would life be better if there were more of them?
Is it a timetable?
Silly idea I know, but I can't shake the idea that it might be
[I] For some people it might be.
[GL] No.
Is it a Patent?
Is it money?
[s,a] No.
Are they still being made?
[s] Yes.
Does it last beyond the death of it's creator?
[all] Yes, but not to any great purpose.
Is it a webpage?
Is it the membership of some group or other?
And the physical manifestation, presumably, the membership card or other such thing.
TIDYUP
It is a state of mind? No
Is it a belief system? No
Have people been killed over it? Don't know
Does it have supernatural connections? No
Is it entertaining? Can be
Is it a piece of music? No
Would Software like this? Raak couldn't say
Is it a part of any nations laws or constitution (that you know of)? No
Is it a work of fiction? (laughter) sometimes
Is it a game? No
Did it exist in 1900? Yes
Does it exist now? Yes
Is it intelligence? No
Can it be represented mathematically? No
Is it the title of a story? No
Are there more than one of them? Yes
Is it presented as fact? Yes
Is it some sort of list? No
Is it an alibi? No
Is it a saying or proverb? No
Is it instantiable? Yes, you can make copies of it
Is it connected to religion? No
Is it an idea? No
Does it have an existence seperate from interaction with human consciousness? Yes
Has it been disproven? N/A
Is it a work of art? No
Is it Art? No
Did it exist before humans? No
Did exist before DNA? No
Is it created by humans exclusively? Yes
Is it specific to the culture of any one country, ethnic group, etc? No [but some may not have it]
Is it an event? No
Is it a measure of some sort? No
Is the physical embodiment manufactured? Suppose so
Is the physical emodiment organic? Could be
Is it some sort of picture/image/diagram? Could be in part [audience stirs]
Is it ... Software? No
Is it a map? No
A Hologram? No
Is it a game? No
Is there one for each person? No
Is it an action? No
Would life be better if there were more of them? For some people it might be
Is it a timetable? No
Is it a Patent? No
Is it money? No
Are they still being made? Yes
Adding the 3 additional questions which I didn't see - that's 50 questions so far. EEk!
stats
... half of which have been asked by 2 people :-)
[GL] It can be a web page.
[sadie] It is not the membership of a group.
It is a URL?
For "it", substitute "is" and vice versa. Doh!
Is it about some other thing?
Such as a manual, or assembly instructions, or an advert...
Are you *sure* this is an abstract?
Is it news?
Is it connected with law?
[Kim] No.
[sadie] Yes.
[sadie] Yes -- anything that can appear on a web page is abstract, not being made of animal, vegetable, or mineral matter.
[GL] No.
[Darren] No.
is it a recipe?
Is it a set of instructions?
Did it exist prior to 1811?
[GL] No to both.
[all] Yes (although I woldn't have known without Google).
Wakes up and belatedly bursts into applause at something someone recently said.
Did it exist before 1783?
[all] Yes.
Just in case that's misleading, examples of this have existed before 1783.
Is it a commercial?
(More applause from the audience.) No.
Assembly instructions?
Anticlimax, that last one.
A lonely hearts ad?
*!!BING!!*
[Chalky] YES!!! A personal ad. Google tells me that the earliest known personal ad was placed in 1727. The woman who placed it was sentenced to a lunatic asylum for four weeks.
in the right place at the right time
Wow - not only for getting there eventually, but also for that poor woman who ended up in the madhouse just because she was lonely. [well chaired btw]

Now for a nice easy

A N I M A L / A B S T R A C T

Is it the Welsh dragon roused from its slumber ready for the six nations?
Is this a mythical animal species?
[Inkspot] No :-)
[Darren] No
Is it a fictional human?
[GL] Yes
Harry Potter
It's always Harry Potter.
[rab] 'tisn't
Is it a male fictional human or a female fictional human?
In the work of fiction they are most famous for appearing in, are they older than 27?
[BM] No and Yes
[GL] No
Is it a character from a book?
Is it Hermione Granger?
as rab said, it's always Harry Potter
[Inkspot] No
[GL] Nope
Is it a character from a film?
Was the work of fiction first published since 1950?
In the work of fiction they are most famous for appearing in, are they older than 17?
Ripley (from the Alien films)?
Princess Leia?
During the works in which they appear, do they age noticably?
Is is a cartoon character?
Is it a character from a stage play or musical?
Is it a character from a song?
Does the character appear in just one work, or in a series?
Is it the title of the film/play/cartoon/whatever?
[GL] No
[Raak] No
[all] Doubtful but possible
[Raak] No
[GL] No
[sadie] No
[Kim] No
[Darren] Yes therefore Yes [sort of] *oohs and aahs from audience*
[Irouleguy] One
[Rosie] No
Eliza Doolittle?
I'll assume it's a musical then - is this musical still regularly performed?
[Raak] I think you'll find she turns up in the film versions too (see Gusset Login's question).
(by "assume it's a musical" I mean the musical from which this female character is taken)
[Raak] No
[Darren] Don't assume too much - but yes, it is performed regularly.
Does she appear in a musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber?
[GL] No
Does she sing herself?
Is there a connection to Gilbert and Sullivan?
Madame Butterfly?
[sadie] er .. sort of
[GL] Yes *loud cheers from audience*
[Inks] No
The three little maids from school?
Is she attractive?
In Gilbert & Sullivan, this is important.
Yum-yum?
As I'm told that's the important one of them
Was its first performance in or before 1882?
(dates here)
*Ping*
[all] Well done! - it was indeed the Three Little Maids from School from The Mikado - famous for being filled to the brim with girlish glee-ee ... especially Yum Yum - 'though Pitti Sing is just as important, being a bit of a minx.
.. and [sadie] I quite agree - attractiveness IS important in G&S - why, even Katisha had a fascinating elbow.
[Darren] better luck next time :-)
Well, OK that's good. um...

ANIMAL/ABSRACT

Just to be different

Is it some sort of emblem? (Symbol, logo, trademark, heraldic device, etc.)
Anything to do with Gilbert & Sullivan?
Just in case a bluff needs to be called.
[Raak] No
[Tuj] No.
Is it a fictional human being?
Is it male?
Is it a mythological creature?
Does it possess special powers?
By which I mean ones that are impossible under our laws of physics. (Good game, btw!)
Is it to be admired?
(Botherer - 'tis indeed :-))
[Irouleguy] No
[Inkspot] Yes
[Darren] Yes (depending on how strict a definition of mythological you use)
[Botherer] Yes
[Chalky] That would depend on who you are
Is it a character from a book?
[Inks] No
Is he an alien of some variety?
In the space sense, not the immigrant sense, obviously.
A centaur?
Does it have religious connotations?
[sadie] No
[Inkspot] No
[Darren] *laughter from audience* No
Does he, or part of him, resemble a human?
Is it a superhero?
Is he a one of the bad guys, a doer of unspeakable evil?
[sadie] He is somewhat anthropomorphised, yes.
[Darren] No
[Inkspot] No, but there are those that wish he was
Is he, special powers aside, an existing species of animal?
[sadie] No
Is he used in advertising?
Has he ever been worshipped?
[Darren] Not to my knowledge, and brief google failed to turn up any suggestion that he ever has been
[sadie] No
Is he a character from a film? A play? A radio show?
[sadie] no, no and thrice no.
Does he appear in any sort of literary or artistic work?
Is he a character from a TV series?
[Raak] He had his picture in TV Times once... But I don't know if that counts
[GL] *mummerings as the audience wakes up* Yes
Was the TV series pre-1980?
[Chalky] No
Basil Brush?
Ronald Rat?
Is he animated?
pre-1990?
[Raak] wasn't it Roland Rat?
pre-2000?
UK terrestrial TV?
[Raak] No
[Raak 2] I think you mean Roland Rat, and No
[sadie] Yes
[Chalky] Yes.
[sadie] Yes
[Chalky II] Yes
Was he *approximately* an existing species?
[sadie] Do you mean "prior to anthopomorphising, was he to some extent an existing species?"
If so, then, Yes he was.
Was it made by Cosgrove Hall?
From The Magic Roundabout?
[GL] Yes
[Rosie] No, I think that was pre-1980.
Just checked Magic Roundabout = 1965
Dangermouse?
Count Duckula?
I'm aware I could go on for some time with this, but I'll be a semisportsman and not list out the lot.
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