Yes, it's another round of that classic guessing game - Animal, Vegetable, Mineral, Abstract [or any combination thereof]. This effort - '03/'04 should address any queries, but then again, may just serve to confuse and baffle which some might say is the point of the game. Patience, integrity and a decent search engine may be useful ....
It is an object but there are many of them. Loads of 'em, in fact.
If the questions had been phrased "Are they.....?" the answers would have been: (Boolbar) YES, probably (Superman) They're probably found in almost every country. (Raak) Not a work of art. (Bismarck) Not a monument.
(Raak) It's an object, a thing, a whatsit, an oojamaflip. Individual in the sense of being different from other things. Not individual in the sense you meant though I suppose you could have a monogrammed one. Mea culpa.
(Raak) Not a jamb. (Bismarck) Not a door lock. (Software) Knockers have been done, if you'll pardon the phrase. See Bismarck penult. A gentle nudge: Not every house has one of these.
[Software] YES, a particûlar character. [Boolbar] Good question - the character is fictional, and as such never was alive, but nor has any death ever been mentioned.
The water jump slows a few, but who is this coming up on the outside?
[Boolbar] NO, but good inspiration. [Software] NO, though the character is certainly menacing. [Bismarck] NO, no Beano, Dandy, Bunty etc. [Raak] YES - Zarjaz! Won't be long now.
[Software] NO, not the monkey. [Gusset Login] NO, but it could have been the Dog. [Raak] YES, it's everyone's favourite bobby on the beat in Mega-City One.
So Raak, you are the law! Please enter the winner's enclosure where Tharg will give you the keys to an enormous motorcycle: The rest of you into the weighing room where the Judges will execute a summary verdict.
What a great baton I have got. Carefully ignoring all the previous administration may have done, I and only I have the answer you are all looking for. This will be done speedily, and is Vegetable.
This is a great start, I am expecting to be able to choose my staff from among you boys and lady. Thanks for the questions, which are aligned to our solution and to which the following statement from Kellyanne, you know the one, will suffice: [Boolbar] Yes, great question [Tuj] Yes, of course, I don't do ordinary [Rosie] Not unless you're North Korean, and my solution delegated to our great ambassador Mr McDonald will soon sort that out.
Amidst all the mess left by the previous incumbent and with no help at all from China during the eight days of our presidency, we are pursuing our way for greatness to become yours. Good thing! and in reply to these beauties, let me just say this: [Raak] Bigly, no, and certainly not to my taste. Some more paint and gilt might rescue it. Sure, I could sell it to the Mexicans. [Bismarck] I can deny that. Only Democrats could imagine it alive, though there is a resemblance in its aliveness to certain politicos I could mention. Wait for the revelations. [Boolbar] Well, listen, I'm not biased, it's standing against a wall and I can put things on it, just like the Sec of State. But it doesn't speak or fall over, so it's either furniture or in line for a promotion.
Delay caused by having to go out for a Chinese. The staff are whooping an' hollerin', that's not a bad guess, they think. So yes it has been but we need more clarification.
Well now, that's mighty close. Not the Round Table, that's plain wrong. I sign all my presidential stuff on that Resolute desk, 'cos "resolute" is my middle name, like "you're fired." But while the staff are applauding you, Jared tells me you'll need the name of the desk given by a real industry dealer, not made out of some Limey boat.
I've just opened this envelope that Jared gave me and the winner is Emma Stone. A great, great lady, even if she doesn't support the NRA. Oh but wait, Pence us telling me that's his error, the prize of this baton round goes to Bismarck. Good military name, that. Now I have to deal with some bad, bad guys over a major, major issue, so bye, bye.