mc5 - Shortlived Christmas Cheer

When robins sing upon the bough

Howie

There's no more joyous time than now

AXI

When we recall the Angel's words

snorgle

As sweet to me as smelling turds Aren't these supposed to be barbed?

And roasting Rudolph on the spit

Raak

A haunch of moose feeds well our wit.

Chalky

Now comes the moment to give thanks ... steady now

For the credit given by our banks is that what you were worried about

As we eat and drink ourselves to debt

Raak

While hiding from the cold and wet

Software

In bars where we forget the poor

rab

Drink past 'Time', and break the law

Breadmaster

Let's hoist a pint of evil brew

Raak

Say "Sod the rest, let's me and you (dangling sentence and quote alert) BTW, here's a picee in a similar vein.

Praise God in voices loud and clear"

Rosie

and for Christ's sake sound sincere.

Raak

Deck the halls with poison'd holly

Chalky

Resist the urge to stab Aunt Molly let's get black .. mwahaha

Put some mistletoe in the pud