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Shortlived Christmas Cheer
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A Christmas continuous verse similar to the inside those wonderful cards in barbed rhyming couplets. The winning move to be played on Boxing Day or soon as possible thereafter. Bah humbug!
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When robins sing upon the bough
There's no more joyous time than now
When we recall the Angel's words
As sweet to me as smelling turds Aren't these supposed to be barbed?
And roasting Rudolph on the spit
A haunch of moose feeds well our wit.
Now comes the moment to give thanks ... steady now
For the credit given by our banks is that what you were worried about
As we eat and drink ourselves to debt
While hiding from the cold and wet
In bars where we forget the poor
Drink past 'Time', and break the law
Let's hoist a pint of evil brew
Say "Sod the rest, let's me and you (dangling sentence and quote alert) BTW, here's a picee in a similar vein.
Praise God in voices loud and clear"
and for Christ's sake sound sincere.
Deck the halls with poison'd holly
Resist the urge to stab Aunt Molly let's get black .. mwahaha
Put some mistletoe in the pud
Use the tree for fire wood
Use the tree for bonfire wood
Let bells put forth their tuneless peal
Whilst we unwrap with greedy zeal
A pair of socks from Auntie Flo
And a blow up doll from Uncle Joe    I used to have a great aunt called Flo(rence) who married my great uncle Joe. I suspect that they would not approve.
Let us sing a cheerful carol
Wrapped in winter's warm apparel
Which we nicked from Marks and Sparks
Ripping off the stores for larks
Then we'll guzzle alcopops
Keep a lookout for the cops
They'll come down like a ton of bricks
Our heads cracked open with their kicks
We'll spend the night locked in their cells
Then wake up to the sound of bells
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