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Cheddar Gorge but with each 'sentence' no more than 30-40 moves, no minimum!!
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wearing
trusses
leather
pockets
which
hold
copious
French
Letters.
Letters
let
lettuce
lets
gives in
Can't think of anything that might make sense. Someone else prove I'm a thicko ... please
"The train has left the rails" as it says in the Hungarian phrasebook. Let us (lettuce?) disembark gracefully.
Gracefully
bow I had in mind "let's" but forgot the apostrophe, oh well.
out
of [Software] "Letters let lettuce let's..."? How would that work?
this Maybe "Letters let lettuce let's laugh". In this case "letters" would be people that let something. Errr... maybe I'll just go down the pub.
game. [SW] mine's a babycham and brandy ...
Nonsense.Yay!
Paraphimosis
results [Chalks] you don't mess about down at the bar, do you?
in
balls
becoming
significantly
heavier.
Ten
green Oblig (sorry)
bottles - even more oblig.
hung Er. . . trying to be grammatical
well
will
resemble
an
incredibly
vast
vitreous
vision
of
verdant
refractivity
molesting
rainbows
Holidays
Havant
haven't
proved
to
had
half
hourly
hiccups.
However
Croatia
takes
gold
teeth
out,
intermittently. .. heh heh heh
I'm
afraid
I
tend
to
dribble
chocolate
during
exciting
games
of
Mornington
Crosswits.
Bless
cotton
wool
panties.
Suppose
just
eleven
good
shots
could
fracture
insufferable
wait.     WARNING: This is an advertisement brought to you by your local (and ever so friendly) needle exchange unit.
Do
do
what
your
repetitive
strain
inclines
you oblig.
you [Rosie]..how did you know?
repeater
, you!
You
really (Marc) I used to be weather forecaster. I therefore have, in contemporary gobbledygook, a "transferable skill" which means I know everything that's going to happen. (in the next 6 hrs). :-)
know
when
you'll Rosie] Watch out, people will start saying "Oh great oracle, will I get a good night's sleep?"
need (Tuj) Mmmm! Maybe a nice little retirement job.
weatherforecasters [Rosie] I always thought it was 'whetherforecast' ?
if small is beautiful
planning Whetherforecaster Roseo (Apologies to the bard of Avon - How strange Weather Forecasting and Perfumery all in the one thought)
a (Snodders) Uncanny! After leaving the Met Office I became an assistant Works Chemist in a perfume factory.
meteorological
debate
for
weatherforecasters.
Whether
we
forecast
weather
wethers Sorry just couldn't resist :)
Original
ability      It's OK, K.C., your name says it all.     ;-)   I've ignored pelgis' entry as it's not in bold and, though I may be having a dumb day, I can't make sense of it.
to why do I get all the short words? *sulks*
molecularspaceintegrate why do I get all the long words? *sulks*
, they
usually [Marc} Marc isnt that long a word !
do Aaaargh! *)%$!! *more sulking*
not
regard
molecularspaceintegration
nor
weather
*sneaks in* to *sneaks out*
exist.
London
flauts
pen] Flauts? Am I missing something or is that not a word? Is it somewhere betwixt 'flaunts' and 'flouts'?
flutes [Tuj] Well, a flute-player is a flautist, so perhaps it's the verb meaning "to play a flute."
but
toots
shamelessly We are talking about flatulent American Footballers, aren't we?
because
his
only
other
vice
is
breathing. Life... don't talk to me about life...
Stairwells
rule
number
1. - "
There hanging quote warning!
must
always
Be
a
stairwell."
Previously,
on
my
own
, but
subsequently
married, This is getting dangerously dangly subordinate-clause-wise.
I (naturally)
[b]decided[/b]
boldly
to [Dan] You should use HTML tags, rather than the vBulletin-style ones - that is, <b> and </b> for bold.
go Oblig
down [Dan] You may want to change your name to avoid name-collisions with the other Dan (owner of MCiOS)....
fighting. DrQ - nice to see you :-) It might BE 'the other Dan'!
Pirates
are
currently
subject
to
new Please resist "EU legislation". Please
piracies
of (Tuj) Why? An satirical goldmine, surely.
American
origin,
otherwise
their
rapacious
tendancies
would
atrophy.
Trophies
represent (Kim) Graffiti - "Whither atrophy?"
pineapples
inserted
firmly
the
chimney
of
the
local
policeman's
second
pair
of Hello, Thrax. Good to see you. Sod the . . . . . .lobsters.
Finely Thank you, Rosie. *Grins, then winces.* I won't sit down.
scrubbed
silk
enthusiasts'
shorts.
Stop! Bugger! Lets try that again
Stop
when
that
obscure
kazoo
ensemble
dream
about
attempting
Prokofiev's
only
listenable In anticipation, I suppose there must have been one.
work Hey now! I happen to like Proto, Prolo ... err whatisname :)
because
that's
"Agadoo."
Push
me
through
the
hedge
,my
hair
being
coiffed
nicely
needs
ruffling.
Just
desserts
, a
regular
feature
Ann
Summers' (coat)
back (hat! - is there a new game in this?)
catalogue. [gloves]
Cataloguing (scarf)
one's
collection
of oblig.
embarassing [mittenssss, my precioussss]
relatives
usually
results (parka)
in
feelings [stole]
that [trench coat]
overwhelm (Stop it, children!)
one's [shawl]
delicate [tippet]
constitution. (balaclava)
Coat!
Incidentally,
never [smock]
eat [trilby]
at [breeches]
eleven
Downing [gaiters]
copious [sou'wester]
quantities [forced]
of [bowler]
garlic
When [no more items of clothing, please. you'll all be naked next.]
disrobing
public
(especially
if [I really asked for that, didn't I.]
wagers
are [yep]
involved
always
ensure
brackets
). That'll do, pig
Unless
otherwise
please
stop.
Thanks.
Unless
carefully
proposed
try
vaseline
instead
of
struggling
with
tight
fitting
chambermaids'
thingies
inside
small
cupboards.
Players
of
this
rather
secretive
piano
often
find
their
fingers
becoming
knarled
and
twisted
thus
curtailing
any
melody.
Harmonic
progressions
rarely
progress
in
harmony (forced)
because
of
progressive
but
discordant
inconsistencies
in
harmonics.
Thankfully,
that
those
that
God
hath
cursed
hath
now
telephoned
someone
else.
All
hail,
rain,
sleet
and
meteorologists
wet.
Mittens
can
usually
unravel
everywhere
but
not
, regrettably, (Darren) Dan Corbett?
in [Rosie] A perfect example, if you ask me!
circumstances (Darren) Rob McElwee, on the other hand, is too dry, smug and clever-clever. But at least he understands the weather, unlike some.
that
call
for
sensuous
manual keep it clean . . .
evacuation.
I
like
beans do be doo...
if
they
have
baked
in
Massachusetts.
Poor
old oblig
Boris
was
a
perfect
gent,
when (This game is asking to be finished in the form of a couplet)
he
first
that
wig that hair can't be real, can it?
and
glued
pretty
things
to oblig. nut & bolt :-(
it.
Incidentally,
I've
got
nits.
Awesome. all hail!
Lucifer
loves
need
devotees
want
money. (oblig.)
Often
, well
, occasionally,
my
Dear.
old Oblig
thing,
you
ought
gesticulate
like
my
Aunt's
chiropodist
whenever
your
heels
click.
is
slang
Bournemouth. Geddit?
My [Rosie] no.
airport [Rosie: yes.
has [Rosie: no.]
Rosie
its [Rosie] still no.
engineers [Rosie] no
department [Rosie]Yes
thank
tink Spoonerisms within mini cheddars? good grief...
.
Confusion [rosie] not sure what happened there, but still no, sorry
will
rain. :]]... oh, and Rosie? No.
The - To all confused punters... [Rosie's] move had reference to Bournemouth's Airport being at nearby HURN. Note correct spelling [Rosie].
phonetics
of (Moriarty) Glad you cleared that up. Hurn is the spelling for Bournemouth Airport, certainly, but does anyone really know how Lootenant Hirn-Hearn, the SS Herne-Hyrn and the Hurne-Hern Islands were spelt? I don't, and I heard the whole thing live first time round, on the wireless, in the fifties. The whole word is really just a Yank-mimicking snarl, anyway.
doom
sound
different
you *sigh*
fart.
Emissions
hexadecimate (which is to decimate what hexadecimal is to decimal by analogy)
bystanders'
numerology.
What
light
through
yonder
window
Terry's
wind?
Syrup Oh no! Schoolchild flatulence fixation!
sounds
almost
like
Biscuits! (if you don't know the answer on any quiz show, try 'biscuits'.it sometimes works. thankyou.)
Miss
Arabella
was
absolutely
corking
exponent
of
decorkation
within
the
confines
of obligingly
Penelope's
obligingly *takes cover*
open *grins evilly*
policy (..saving yer blushes, ma'am)
on
venting oi oi... what's going on 'ere?
her
gases.
Oops, I forgot who we were talking about there. Still, there's no Delete button.
I therefore await Penelope's rage.
Awaiting pen] "Oi", the 61st best-sounding word in English
her
in for a penny, in for a pound... farts
, we
are [tuj] is moist one of the other 60? if not, it should be.
in
for
big ( i love darren )
trouble.
Does all=al? Anyway, it's always nice to have a fan.

I have enjoyed this game greatly. When I set it up, I never thought it would last this long or be as entertaining. But with a new Cheddar on the server, it is time for game seven to leave for the Mornington Crescent archives.
*shouts, screams, generally goes wild for Inkspot*
And I think there's a few going "ahhhhhh" too. Sorry to see it go.
*Bids "Mini-Cheddars" a fond farewell.*
[Darren] No al != all. I don't know al but the similarity is disturbing. That said, I respect and admire you.
[all] Thanks... ditto... er... this is getting a bit disturbing now.
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