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Cheddar Gorge but with each 'sentence' no more than 30-40 moves, no minimum!!
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police
cars (and if u want to hear some average sounding tunes visit http://www.papalazarus.com)
, enhancing
my
ennui.
Lewd
suggestions
made
palatable
via
therapy.
Wardrobes
filled
?
Try
(Double-sentence alert)
custard
for
cushioning
frocks.
Watermelon [Rosie] I have the late, great Alexis Korner's version. Funky! Not what I call blues, though.
chunks
sustain
many
wasps
(insert apostrophe) appetites (BM) Don't know that one, but it's certainly best as Funk rather than Swing. I've heard a Big Band version of it several times (don't know the arranger) and it goes well with plenty of space for solos but I've never played it with any Big Band I've been with.
[comma]
but
seldom
last
beyond
next
millennium.
Horatio
spent
yesterday
just
waiting
in
Sainsbury's.
On
radio
Three
, seldom
can
one
really
reggae
Sheep
are
misunderstood
despite
the
efforts
made
by
various
psycologists.
I
Claudius
do
lust
after this isn't going to end well...
wife, (nights) Could do, if we maintain historical integrity.
but
she
has
cucumbers
where
no
man
would
even
try
to
grow obvious, innit?
up *groan*
his
Seldom
circumstances
been
so
perfect
for
smugness.
Unless
you
display
regret,
the
bastards
will
reveal
your
intestines.
Strawberry
fields
picked
strawberrys
CRISPS MINI CHEDDARS
seldom
taste
similar
to
strawberries
from
Cheddar.
Mini-crisps
drive
you
to
distraction.
Mountains
, particularly
snow
-capped
mountains,
may
look
majestic,
but © J. Major
when
viewed
up
-side
the
other riiiiiight....
mountains
appear
majesticer. hmm ... that was going rather well
Ridiculously
, stupidity
manifests
itself
most
often
after
60,
or
more
precisely,
when
picks
fights (Chalky) Am I right, or merely paranoid, in assuming that you had hoped that my penultimate post would have been a certain prime number?
with
Chris
Tarrant
uncensored
game [Rosie] I don't fink I was pre-hemptin' anyfink acksherlee :-)
birds
(full stop) This Cheddar has gone mouldy. (Chalky) I believe you, as ever.
Morning
is
rarely
late.
Substantial
subsidance
may
subsequentely
subdue
subterranean
subspecies
subliminally.
Supernatural
phenomena
are
simply
the
product
of Someone has insert the nuts and bolts, don't they?
- - - - I'll just insert a "to" in the above, and use Preview at bit more.
omniscient
- - - - I'll just blush, and try to use my brain a bit more
yet
somehow ©G. Garden.
simple
artificial
interpretation
incorrectly
surmised
Russian
Well, thats f****** it.
To
be
up
on
my
you
must
on
many
different
,yet
seldom
worthwhile
journeys
between
plateaux
and
gateaux.
Two
tribes
go
wildly
mad
Frankie
Detorri's
huge
reputation.
Somewhere
Over
Bexhill,
beyond
passengers
suffer
interminable
anguish
, not
forgetting
....errr.....
...um
why
whatchamacallit
thingy
ran
hot. (Inkspot) Assuming you didn't mean the underline, as there's no full stop. This underline is meant. :-)
Hot
or
not,
what
got
Dot
Cot
shot?
Nicely done... How
brown
eyes reality check needed
, would
cheat
when
anyone
can
say
forsooth
(.) Let's have this one humanely put down.
Thank
you
very oblig.
slightly
patronisingly
much
, for
your
unanticipated
desire
which
, frankly
was
extraordinarily
crazy
,without
doubt.
Bend
me
backwards
,Nigel.
Conjugate
following
verbs
without
spitting:
feather. I feather, You feather, he, she or it feathers....
married
to
a pig
is
not
a good
idea
if you
want a
shag
with a
tree
or a
hippo
called
gareth gates
.
Bzzt! "a" counts as a single move in this game.
I'd just like to point out that although I *was* responsible, on joining, for the pseudonym explosion a few months ago while I selected my moniker, whatever that string just was was not down to me.
Yet
more
gibberish
does
erupt
, impoverishing
each
line
of
otherwise
enlightening
prose
in
these
otherwise
furtive
retreats
beyond
Redditch
Trousers
Explode. [oblig.]
Short ..Tuj]:-)
trousers
implode
around
teatime.
Kilts
, alternatively
fizzle
when
ignited
, or
turn
off
appreciating
music.
Expectoration
is
the
forcible
spoon
of
catarrh.
Spatulas
(wooden)
succumb
to
Beyoncé
after
several
false
insertions
of
food
into Oblig., more or less
unyielding
but
somehow © G Garden Esq
strangely oblig.
ethereal
cavernous
mouths.
Confusing
identities
lead
us
into
farcical
Shakespearian
sub-plots
resulting
in
harmonious
outrages
and
fisty-cuffs.
Hope
this
Ferrari
has
wheels
some
antifreeze
, although
windscreen
cleaning
optional.
Most
toast
tastes
triffic. [sic]
Triffids
terrify
terrific
terrapods.
Collapsible
boats
are
without
structural
integrity.
My
favourite
pregnancy
lasted
and
lasted. Oblig? :-)
Gallons
of
beer :-)
can
erupt
after
being
washed
down
with
gallons
of
more
reactive
chemical
solvents
which
irritate
Greenpeace
like
nothing
on
earth. Has to be.
Full
marks
to
rab
for
having
three
gallons
of minimalist.
rare
sweat
the
Ebay
site!
Keep
right [There was a temptation to full stop at that point but I dont want to record the shortest contribution so lets see where we go.]
the - oblig
road
, Dorothy
occasionally
turning
only
avoid
Gordon
, Enid Attack of Clement Freud's recent disease, the list
Smith, (catching)
and
anyone
else hedging
brandishing
copies
of
Hansard
, elegantly
disporting
their
favourite
colours
(puce, gamboge
(omitting to supply a word as Rosie put two in)
, heliotrope
and (Darren) Most gentlemanly. :-) Must've thought I was back in MCPants playing Double Glocester, or slightly pissed.
beige).
Now
pour
it
over
my
pudding,
starter
plate,
and
don't
break     Is this making any sense? ... Ignore that, it's not supposed to - is it?
the Well, ideally it would make sense, but you can't have everything!
delicate
bowl.
Any
sign
sense?
Nothing
you
say
has
coherence.
To
all
those
lovely
traffic
jam
creators:
Get
stuffed.
I
agree.
with
-er
, hesitation,
um
,what?
Deviation
often
implies
deviancy.
Repetition
repeats.
Brevity
may
suffice.
Oh
no!
There's
a
thing.
And
another
thing:
never
procrastinate
possibly.
procrastinate
often
, but
eventually,
things
wait
for
no
,..err,
-one.
Hail
storms
are
evil.
Rain
, rain
and
lemonade
shandy's
ingredients
are
secret
and
chocolate
rarely
features
there
-in.
Trust
my
judgement
, you
little
excuse
a Has to be.
tiny
lump
Jordan's
enormous (forced)
stupidity.
Bravery
impresses
querelous
knights
of
Hull.
Hull's
geographic
centre
is
rotating.
My
coconuts
are
getting
ready
crack.
Cracking
bones
regularly
features
coconuts.
Wallace
married
many
couples
, being
flagrante
with
the
Parson's
clothing.
Displacement
equals
perturbation
over
the
likely
outcome
scenarios.
Until
next
chocolate
delivery
, eat
nothing
but
reconstituted
carob. ... dreary pills anyone?
Chalky again - Spotlights
highlight    Yuk, Chalky!
mostly
the
highlights
because
they
couldn't
discern
between
anything
other
What is this
form (Jim) A word game. When you're ready, join in.
convincingly
Not
displayed Er . . sorry that "form" rather buggers things up. :-(
prominently.
Michael (Darren) Well terminated.
Grade Boo! Hiss!
stinks
like
With a comma after stinks, I think that'll do!
You
can
kiss
goodbye
lovingly
, but
your
tongue
must
never
be
visible
unless
the
tip
is
moist.
Around
midnight
ghosts
get
out
-standing
debts
settled
Lawers
and
frightened
out
undertakers


somtimes
,omission
can brevity can sometimes be a virtue
work.
Semolina
pudding oblig
fights
for
those
who
wear
their
pants,
backwards
results
gallons
of
milk.
Weekend
activities
need
not
involve
sweat.
Being
stupid
, Beckham
thinks Maybe not le mot juste.
only
balls.
Since
Skegness
sucks,
Mablethorpe
blows. oblig
Dig
didgeridoo
, dude.
Infringing
copyright
laws
usually
results
indignation
by
noon.
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
manufactures
lubricated
, such
as
those
found
Wales.
Krung­thep­maha­nakorn­amorn­ratana­kosin­mahintar­ayutthay­ amaha­dilok­phop­noppa­ratrajathani­ burirom­udom­rajaniwes­mahasat­ harn­amorn­phimarn­avatarn­sathit­sakkattiya­visanukamprasit (also known as Bangkok)
brides
are
thoroughly
exhausted
after
a
visit
from
multilingual
Jimmy,
who
fixed
their
matrimonial
mumblings.
novel
solution.
Lust
after
breakfast
excites
radioactive
isotopes Crap science, of course; they do their own thing.
into
peculiar
behaviour.
Death
becomes
boring
when
lobotomies
become
compulsory.
Life
expectancy
is
at
least
this
long.
Avoiding
punctuation
may
stop
comma
abuse.
rich
food
earns
its
crust.
Why
can't
statisticians
demonstrate
theoretical
uncertainties
without
lapsing
into
incomprehensibly
vast
non-Gaussian
types
distribution
patterns.
Unless
you That last one was rather good. :-)
empty [Rosie] Yes... It would have been even better if it had ended with a question mark!
everything
from
all,
there (Darren) How dare you point out something I hadn't noticed! Or should that be a question mark?
won't
be
enough
to
distribute
at
Rugby's
forthcoming
anual
pilgrimage I hope that was a typographical error, widey, otherwise I'll be in deep s**t!
Er-hum To
eat Getting in before the notorious infinitive-splitter arrives
, perchance
to Oblig.
gorge. (doubly oblig.)
Cheddar
is why not, eh?
gorgeous *drool* I don't know whether I'm looking forward to the uber-pilg more because of what's involved, or more because it's an off-diet weekend and I am going to eat chips!
Rhinocerous
droppings KH - er, that's an adjective.
taste
like
carp.
It
never
bothered
Wogan
whether
they
could
read
music
or
Slyly
, Sharon
destroyed
Palestine.
Spoons
constitute
threat
to
livelihood
of oblig.
hard-
nosed
cutlery
,says
spokesman.
Buttocks
rattle
unsuspecting
amidst
general
paraphernalia.
Ice
floes
South
Kensington
. So
District
Nurse
instead.
Biscuits (What on earth did that last one mean?)
seldom
make
love.
Once
you've
reached
my
inner
sphincter, (sorry, sorry, I just had to)
please
release
that (Raak) How many sphincters have you got, man? And where is the outer one situated? The mind boggles. :-)
which
I
previously
withheld
before
passing [Rosie- The outer one is, I understand, somewhere around Redhill - and tomorrow I will be too so I'll keep an eye out!]
Redhill's
Junction.
If
only.
Unfortunately
for (Snodders) If the outer one is around Redhill, the inner one must be somewhere near Croydon, say. These places are perilously close to where I live (Warlingham). "Passing showers" to use rather dated meteorological terminology. :-(
meteorologists,
inclement
conditions [Rosie] I understand your concern :-] but Cheam may come into play so you may just escape the fallout.
evade
precise (Snodders) Just a cloud on the western horizon, then. Phew!
control.
Desperately
seeking (oblig.)
underwear Ever had one of those days? Oops, am I the only one? :)
, I
rummage
about
depends what you mean ZK...
in ...always glad to help....
my Anyone going to go for "drawers"?
enormous [Darren]No.
strangely oblig
grey-coloured (or grey-colored as required)
garage (KH) gray-colored, of you're going for the full Yank.
mechanic.
Hooray!
Over nights is in a world of his own, it seems.
done (Rosie - gray-colored is what I meant! Must double check the preview)
chicken
kebab
can [Rosie] certainly am!
induce
pregnancy
in I await the next move with some mystification. :-)
certain
pigmy
chicken
tasters
if
contraceptives
fail.
Whenever
people
move
around
they
tend
to
exchange
infections
like
strangely
infectious
people
do.
Being
inexplicably
nice
is
nice!
Peanuts
to
be
endorsed
by
all
urologists
,says
cartoonist.
BISCUITS!
Smoking
discarded
shavings
causes
chickens
to
violently
intimidate
other
chickens.
Sometimes
I
shout
"BISCUITS,"
thus
shattering
glass
BISCUITS!
Now:
massage (oblig.)
from
Jamie possibly oblig.
using
camphorated (That was massage, not message?)
oil absolutely oblig.
sounds
emanating
from oblig.
every oblig doubled
orifice (utterly oblig.)
of
cow ... obligatory mercy killing.
Surely
not.
Bugger
Bognor!, All right, who is supposed to have said that?
George
exclaimed.
Never
burst.
Green
bottles
terrorise
recyclers
of
paper
with
threats (ZK) :-)
origami.
Balamory
questions
remain,
but
they
imply
that
stories
about
Balamory
abound.
Interestingly,
invasions
interfere
irreversably
, irrespective
in
ignominious
interludes
inversely
implying
irreproachably
improper
ideology
interacting
inevitably
in
Isolation
-ism.
Regrettably, Well, it seems to be me again, so let's try another one. (Dr Q) Neat!
my
trousers
exacerbate
several
internal
complaints
, specifically,
those

Honk!!!

That's an end of a sentence, surely? And if it isn't I don't think we really want to know. Some secrets are best left "unexposed" I feel.
You miserable sod, Thrax. It might just have been flatulence and a tight belt.
Now
whenever
Thrax
speaks
out
,we
instinctively
honk.
Honk!
Honking
while
bonking oblig.
almost [Thrax] I expected 'relating', 'concerning', 'involving' or similar to follow 'internal complaints, specifically, those........ So Premature Honking is alive and well!
excites
geese.
Electing
fascist
governments
means
exactly
the
opposite Hmmm, I tell you, Snoddy, Premature Honking is something I try to bear with dignity and fortitude. These last few years I've been a martyr to it.
of
what
you
sometimes
might
ignore
, but
vote
for
me
, well
well,
there's
bright Cue Howard Keel.......
golden - If you insist, Snods
opportunity.
French
polish
checks
chilly
welsh
fins
but
rub
along[Thrax] Its the Premature Congratulation I cant stand!
with
Welsh [Snodgrass] Well done!
dressers, [Darren] Thank y................
sideboards
optional. I think....
Always
look
enchanting
and
Materialistic
but
perilously
anorexic

Today
break
your
wind   (Sorry, oblig.)
avoiding
naked
ramblers
who
stoically
suffer
wind.
Gardening
shouldn't
be (Darren) Nice ambiguity:-)
done
[semicolon]
sunbathing
, however ,
if
embarrassing
blotches
manifest
themselves,
can
sometimes
nevertheless
almost
as
stupid
yet
strangely
soporific
watching
others
play
Croquet.
Finally!
Initially,
grass
that
is
will
germinate, nice to be talked about
when
sufficient
Germans
have
applied
copious
amounts
organically
produced
bullsh*t
to ...always happy to help out...
ensure
that
Kilroy-Silk if I may use that as a single word, since only one part of it is a word of any description
stays
disconcertingly
unaware
lawn
tennis.
Five
mad oblig.
cyberspace.
Join
your
friends
together
with
"Friends
Reunited" oblig
brand
sticky
toffee
(available
in (after much cogitation)
treacle (also after much intraspection)
flavour). [off the top of my head]
only
three
words.
Unconnected
events
often
appear
in
strings.
Cavemen
stink.
Verbal
abuse
rocks!
Fish
Here.
Halibut
droppings
tend
to
crumble
tasty
yet
succulent
little
icecream
shaped
plops.
flerdle
arouses
changes
wherever
it
(or
he)
cannot
go.
Notwithstanding
all
contra-indications
the
contrary,
tautology
has
spread
pickles
the
server. hmmm
Calumny!
Brevity (Chalky) Glad you killed that one. :-)
fails
when
garrulousness [Rosie] yep - a painful demise but necessary
attacks
, obviously,
one's
overweening
sense
of
self
purpose.
It
lives!
Squeezing
zits sorry - couldn't resist
before
dinner
can
inhibit
desire
for
custard.
Thrice
have Assuming a rather archaic style here.
I
beseeched
thy
comely
self
wench!

The Onedin Line...
Rarely
in
ballet
does
attitude
towards
choreographers
conseal
spelling
freestyle.
Purposelessness
often
...nah.
Make
love
often
enough
to
ensure
your
can
be
extended
while
you
perform
acts
of
quite
spectacular
but
somehow
inconsequential
lubriciousness. Aaah, that's better.
Unfortunately,
two
sides
of
beef
cut
diagonally
rarely
meet
Summer
nights (oblig.)
can
be
dull. someone wake me up when it's all over, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Of (????) We won't.
mice
,hippopotami
and
asparagus
tips,
only
sautéd
mice
meet
European
regulation
2002/EC/42956H/23(d)
which (Kim) I have a suspicion that that regulation really exists. Please disabuse me of this awful nightmare. Nice one, anyway.
forbids [Rosie] Consider yourself disabused. The correct format to the Euru-Disney Pretend Parliament Regulation would be Regulation (EC) No 4295/2002. So now you know.
roasting
large (Snodders) OK, that's the format. But what does it say? Will we know by the end of this Cheddar? I can't wait.
quantities [Rosie] Ok. If you insist. Its a little known regulation concerning the harvesting of underwater asparagus. Paragraph 23(d) deals with the technical specification of the filtration system required in the crop bed and states that the particulate size should not exceed 10 microns. And if you believe that then........
aquatic (Snodders) Well, I'm very reassured that they take it so seriously. This kind of thing is what makes "You and Yours" such a rivetting programme.
mammals
in
Rosie's
gas
case.I suspect that Rosie may well have had one when a nipper.
Did
he?
We
ought (Softers, Tuj, Snodders, Kim) Well, now . . . .
not
speculate
on
bigoted
sandwiches
because
they
contain
only
bile. (All) Yes, there were gas masks in the cupboard under the stairs along with some large metal gauze covers about 15" diameter. Can't remember what they were for - maybe nothing to do with the war. Well, I was only 3.
Gauze
covers [Rosie] Are you implying there may have been a connection between the gas masks and you being only 3?
block
of (Darren) Indeed so. Nothing short of a miracle that I may have been conceived by persons wearing gas masks at the time. Maybe they did so because there was no such thing as soap in 1942. Didn't do Mum any harm - she's still alive and well, aged 92. :-)
congealed
soap. [Rosie] Same age as my dad only he was out there with Monty at the time. I can still remember my mum's gas mask. It was in a cardboard box under the stairs. I was born a little after the war but I have still got my ration card!
Too
much
exercise
generates
sweaty
areas
, necessitating
much     We too had gas masks in the house - kept ... wait for it ... under the stairs. Mind you, that's where the gas meter was - so I suppose it's logical?
vigourous
scrubbing.
Far
too
rubbery
mastication
, said
Mr Giles
Brandreth
chewing
his
lover's
ear. - Is there a quick way to remove this mental image?
Giles (I'm surprised nobody mentioned widey's double word)
has
drawn
curtains
introvertedly
within
the (Darren) Well, now they have done, and I hope he feels suitably chastened, but not terminally so.
Boudoir
his
lust. [Rosie] I didn't chasten anyone.
Result:
zip.
Many (Darren) Mere sophistry. :-)
(sorry about the prev double word, but it wouldn't have worked otherwise and besides anarchy rocks in my world...ok it dribbles a little....!)

times

tables   (remember them?)
turn
when
unexpectedly
rotating.
Stranded
in
Cockermouth
, I
give
my
kidneys
chance
to
breathe
but
drink
pure
chloroform
instead. I did get stuck in Cockermouth once, the weather was typically wet for that area and beleive me, chloroform would have been just the job. It was many years ago when the pubs had strange opening times.
Down
Street
Upham
is
undoubtedly
worth .. Of course it is of little consequence that there is no Down St in Upham but reassuringly there are several others including one in Dummer and another in Piltdown! And I know you all wanted to know that. I'll get my coat
there is no full stop in the last entry. The idiot putting his coat on just had finger trouble.
viewing
because
it
contains
various
things.
Previously, (Darren) I see you got bored. :-)
I [Rosie] No, I just have a love of vague anticlimaxes.
refuted
the
theory
of
Copernicus (Darren) Good practice for when you're older.
circumnavigating
the
potholes Oh, dear, this is leading into a logical blind alley. NEXT!.
i fucked 20 girls and i am onley 21!
found Ignoring the twat, jack, above.
locally.
Ignoring [Softers] Clearly First name Jack, Last name Off. I dispair of the spelling and general grammar of modern youth. Ho Hum!
patients (Oh, i dream, inoring patients would be heaven!)
with [Lib] I read that as 'ironing patients'... given my fervour for ironing, I'm beginning to think there's something wrong with me.
potentially [penny lope] I'm sure there's nothing wrong with you - after all you found this site all by yourself! Of course I'm sure there are many who would be willing to offer second opioions.
pungent jack-the-twat (above) should have written "I have fucked . . ."
, malodouross, [Rosie] You are, as usual, right. Quite apart from the two non-capitalised "i's" and the mis-spelling. But I'm only sorry that at 21 he's only tallied 20 conquests. By then I'm sure I'd had far more. Perhaps he has acne. Perhaps its Marc in disguise!
and (Snodders) Too kind. :-) Poor Marc! His only failure is scansion whereas I suspect matey-boy, far from having had a score, has yet to score at all, and is a past master at the lonely art.
festering [Rosie & Snodgrass] Many thanks for your kind concern regarding my love life, I can assure you it is quite all right! Regarding scansion: Many a time it is far better to play on just by pacing a previous line trying to create an 'almost' limerick instead of chopping its tail off without any mercy, according to my humble opinion ;-)
bed-sores Making it hyphenated so it counts as one word. *sigh, when will I ever learn to spell?*
can
sometimes more or less obligatory. I seem to have startted something back there. It is only too true that modern 'youf' do not have quite the grip of grammar that we older types do. Just try asking one what "precis" is or, perhaps, ask them about clause analysis.
lead Equally oblig, or there abouts and may I apologise foir not adding a comment after my last entry. It seems that this stanza requires comment for completeness. I will take myself outside and beat myself with twigs and don a hair shirt immediately
to (absolutely oblig.) (Marc) "Matey-boy" refers to the idiot jack, not to your good self, just to make clear things up.
undertaking (Rosie: I did get that despite limited intlectual capacity. Also hoping your love life is up to its marcs ;-)
undertakers. There, that's it. Still, nice to have a decent discussion, isn't it?
Undertakers just a thought. Why not start the new sentence with the last word from the previous. It may work. [Rosie] I wonder if Jack comes from Newark (Anag)
undertake
to (Marc) At my age (61) the mark is set fairly low. Just above "simmer". :-). (Snodders) Certainly could do, or from a little village between Chester and Wrexham, called Rosset.
dispose (resisting the urge to write "undertake" again)
themselves
discretely.
Discretely working on the theme
means I shall discreetly whisper the word "quantum".
not
continuously.
Continuously
, as
uninterupted
above,
I
perpetuate
continuity
throughout
Lent.
Lent
any
support
, I
attempt
wearing
trusses
leather
pockets
which
hold
copious
French
Letters.
Letters
let
lettuce
lets
gives in
Can't think of anything that might make sense. Someone else prove I'm a thicko ... please
"The train has left the rails" as it says in the Hungarian phrasebook. Let us (lettuce?) disembark gracefully.
Gracefully
bow I had in mind "let's" but forgot the apostrophe, oh well.
out
of [Software] "Letters let lettuce let's..."? How would that work?
this Maybe "Letters let lettuce let's laugh". In this case "letters" would be people that let something. Errr... maybe I'll just go down the pub.
game. [SW] mine's a babycham and brandy ...
Nonsense.Yay!
Paraphimosis
results [Chalks] you don't mess about down at the bar, do you?
in
balls
becoming
significantly
heavier.
Ten
green Oblig (sorry)
bottles - even more oblig.
hung Er. . . trying to be grammatical
well
will
resemble
an
incredibly
vast
vitreous
vision
of
verdant
refractivity
molesting
rainbows
Holidays
Havant
haven't
proved
to
had
half
hourly
hiccups.
However
Croatia
takes
gold
teeth
out,
intermittently. .. heh heh heh
I'm
afraid
I
tend
to
dribble
chocolate
during
exciting
games
of
Mornington
Crosswits.
Bless
cotton
wool
panties.
Suppose
just
eleven
good
shots
could
fracture
insufferable
wait.     WARNING: This is an advertisement brought to you by your local (and ever so friendly) needle exchange unit.
Do
do
what
your
repetitive
strain
inclines
you oblig.
you [Rosie]..how did you know?
repeater
, you!
You
really (Marc) I used to be weather forecaster. I therefore have, in contemporary gobbledygook, a "transferable skill" which means I know everything that's going to happen. (in the next 6 hrs). :-)
know
when
you'll Rosie] Watch out, people will start saying "Oh great oracle, will I get a good night's sleep?"
need (Tuj) Mmmm! Maybe a nice little retirement job.
weatherforecasters [Rosie] I always thought it was 'whetherforecast' ?
if small is beautiful
planning Whetherforecaster Roseo (Apologies to the bard of Avon - How strange Weather Forecasting and Perfumery all in the one thought)
a (Snodders) Uncanny! After leaving the Met Office I became an assistant Works Chemist in a perfume factory.
meteorological
debate
for
weatherforecasters.
Whether
we
forecast
weather
wethers Sorry just couldn't resist :)
Original
ability      It's OK, K.C., your name says it all.     ;-)   I've ignored pelgis' entry as it's not in bold and, though I may be having a dumb day, I can't make sense of it.
to why do I get all the short words? *sulks*
molecularspaceintegrate why do I get all the long words? *sulks*
, they
usually [Marc} Marc isnt that long a word !
do Aaaargh! *)%$!! *more sulking*
not
regard
molecularspaceintegration
nor
weather
*sneaks in* to *sneaks out*
exist.
London
flauts
pen] Flauts? Am I missing something or is that not a word? Is it somewhere betwixt 'flaunts' and 'flouts'?
flutes [Tuj] Well, a flute-player is a flautist, so perhaps it's the verb meaning "to play a flute."
but
toots
shamelessly We are talking about flatulent American Footballers, aren't we?
because
his
only
other
vice
is
breathing. Life... don't talk to me about life...
Stairwells
rule
number
1. - "
There hanging quote warning!
must
always
Be
a
stairwell."
Previously,
on
my
own
, but
subsequently
married, This is getting dangerously dangly subordinate-clause-wise.
I (naturally)
[b]decided[/b]
boldly
to [Dan] You should use HTML tags, rather than the vBulletin-style ones - that is, <b> and </b> for bold.
go Oblig
down [Dan] You may want to change your name to avoid name-collisions with the other Dan (owner of MCiOS)....
fighting. DrQ - nice to see you :-) It might BE 'the other Dan'!
Pirates
are
currently
subject
to
new Please resist "EU legislation". Please
piracies
of (Tuj) Why? An satirical goldmine, surely.
American
origin,
otherwise
their
rapacious
tendancies
would
atrophy.
Trophies
represent (Kim) Graffiti - "Whither atrophy?"
pineapples
inserted
firmly
the
chimney
of
the
local
policeman's
second
pair
of Hello, Thrax. Good to see you. Sod the . . . . . .lobsters.
Finely Thank you, Rosie. *Grins, then winces.* I won't sit down.
scrubbed
silk
enthusiasts'
shorts.
Stop! Bugger! Lets try that again
Stop
when
that
obscure
kazoo
ensemble
dream
about
attempting
Prokofiev's
only
listenable In anticipation, I suppose there must have been one.
work Hey now! I happen to like Proto, Prolo ... err whatisname :)
because
that's
"Agadoo."
Push
me
through
the
hedge
,my
hair
being
coiffed
nicely
needs
ruffling.
Just
desserts
, a
regular
feature
Ann
Summers' (coat)
back (hat! - is there a new game in this?)
catalogue. [gloves]
Cataloguing (scarf)
one's
collection
of oblig.
embarassing [mittenssss, my precioussss]
relatives
usually
results (parka)
in
feelings [stole]
that [trench coat]
overwhelm (Stop it, children!)
one's [shawl]
delicate [tippet]
constitution. (balaclava)
Coat!
Incidentally,
never [smock]
eat [trilby]
at [breeches]
eleven
Downing [gaiters]
copious [sou'wester]
quantities [forced]
of [bowler]
garlic
When [no more items of clothing, please. you'll all be naked next.]
disrobing
public
(especially
if [I really asked for that, didn't I.]
wagers
are [yep]
involved
always
ensure
brackets
). That'll do, pig
Unless
otherwise
please
stop.
Thanks.
Unless
carefully
proposed
try
vaseline
instead
of
struggling
with
tight
fitting
chambermaids'
thingies
inside
small
cupboards.
Players
of
this
rather
secretive
piano
often
find
their
fingers
becoming
knarled
and
twisted
thus
curtailing
any
melody.
Harmonic
progressions
rarely
progress
in
harmony (forced)
because
of
progressive
but
discordant
inconsistencies
in
harmonics.
Thankfully,
that
those
that
God
hath
cursed
hath
now
telephoned
someone
else.
All
hail,
rain,
sleet
and
meteorologists
wet.
Mittens
can
usually
unravel
everywhere
but
not
, regrettably, (Darren) Dan Corbett?
in [Rosie] A perfect example, if you ask me!
circumstances (Darren) Rob McElwee, on the other hand, is too dry, smug and clever-clever. But at least he understands the weather, unlike some.
that
call
for
sensuous
manual keep it clean . . .
evacuation.
I
like
beans do be doo...
if
they
have
baked
in
Massachusetts.
Poor
old oblig
Boris
was
a
perfect
gent,
when (This game is asking to be finished in the form of a couplet)
he
first
that
wig that hair can't be real, can it?
and
glued
pretty
things
to oblig. nut & bolt :-(
it.
Incidentally,
I've
got
nits.
Awesome. all hail!
Lucifer
loves
need
devotees
want
money. (oblig.)
Often
, well
, occasionally,
my
Dear.
old Oblig
thing,
you
ought
gesticulate
like
my
Aunt's
chiropodist
whenever
your
heels
click.
is
slang
Bournemouth. Geddit?
My [Rosie] no.
airport [Rosie: yes.
has [Rosie: no.]
Rosie
its [Rosie] still no.
engineers [Rosie] no
department [Rosie]Yes
thank
tink Spoonerisms within mini cheddars? good grief...
.
Confusion [rosie] not sure what happened there, but still no, sorry
will
rain. :]]... oh, and Rosie? No.
The - To all confused punters... [Rosie's] move had reference to Bournemouth's Airport being at nearby HURN. Note correct spelling [Rosie].
phonetics
of (Moriarty) Glad you cleared that up. Hurn is the spelling for Bournemouth Airport, certainly, but does anyone really know how Lootenant Hirn-Hearn, the SS Herne-Hyrn and the Hurne-Hern Islands were spelt? I don't, and I heard the whole thing live first time round, on the wireless, in the fifties. The whole word is really just a Yank-mimicking snarl, anyway.
doom
sound
different
you *sigh*
fart.
Emissions
hexadecimate (which is to decimate what hexadecimal is to decimal by analogy)
bystanders'
numerology.
What
light
through
yonder
window
Terry's
wind?
Syrup Oh no! Schoolchild flatulence fixation!
sounds
almost
like
Biscuits! (if you don't know the answer on any quiz show, try 'biscuits'.it sometimes works. thankyou.)
Miss
Arabella
was
absolutely
corking
exponent
of
decorkation
within
the
confines
of obligingly
Penelope's
obligingly *takes cover*
open *grins evilly*
policy (..saving yer blushes, ma'am)
on
venting oi oi... what's going on 'ere?
her
gases.
Oops, I forgot who we were talking about there. Still, there's no Delete button.
I therefore await Penelope's rage.
Awaiting pen] "Oi", the 61st best-sounding word in English
her
in for a penny, in for a pound... farts
, we
are [tuj] is moist one of the other 60? if not, it should be.
in
for
big ( i love darren )
trouble.
Does all=al? Anyway, it's always nice to have a fan.


I have enjoyed this game greatly. When I set it up, I never thought it would last this long or be as entertaining. But with a new Cheddar on the server, it is time for game seven to leave for the Mornington Crescent archives.
*shouts, screams, generally goes wild for Inkspot*
And I think there's a few going "ahhhhhh" too. Sorry to see it go.
*Bids "Mini-Cheddars" a fond farewell.*
[Darren] No al != all. I don't know al but the similarity is disturbing. That said, I respect and admire you.
[all] Thanks... ditto... er... this is getting a bit disturbing now.
Want to play? Online Crescenteering lives on at Discord