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Cheddar Gorge but with each 'sentence' no more than 30-40 moves, no minimum!!
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the
potholes Oh, dear, this is leading into a logical blind alley. NEXT!.
i fucked 20 girls and i am onley 21!
found Ignoring the twat, jack, above.
locally.
Ignoring [Softers] Clearly First name Jack, Last name Off. I dispair of the spelling and general grammar of modern youth. Ho Hum!
patients (Oh, i dream, inoring patients would be heaven!)
with [Lib] I read that as 'ironing patients'... given my fervour for ironing, I'm beginning to think there's something wrong with me.
potentially [penny lope] I'm sure there's nothing wrong with you - after all you found this site all by yourself! Of course I'm sure there are many who would be willing to offer second opioions.
pungent jack-the-twat (above) should have written "I have fucked . . ."
, malodouross, [Rosie] You are, as usual, right. Quite apart from the two non-capitalised "i's" and the mis-spelling. But I'm only sorry that at 21 he's only tallied 20 conquests. By then I'm sure I'd had far more. Perhaps he has acne. Perhaps its Marc in disguise!
and (Snodders) Too kind. :-) Poor Marc! His only failure is scansion whereas I suspect matey-boy, far from having had a score, has yet to score at all, and is a past master at the lonely art.
festering [Rosie & Snodgrass] Many thanks for your kind concern regarding my love life, I can assure you it is quite all right! Regarding scansion: Many a time it is far better to play on just by pacing a previous line trying to create an 'almost' limerick instead of chopping its tail off without any mercy, according to my humble opinion ;-)
bed-sores Making it hyphenated so it counts as one word. *sigh, when will I ever learn to spell?*
can
sometimes more or less obligatory. I seem to have startted something back there. It is only too true that modern 'youf' do not have quite the grip of grammar that we older types do. Just try asking one what "precis" is or, perhaps, ask them about clause analysis.
lead Equally oblig, or there abouts and may I apologise foir not adding a comment after my last entry. It seems that this stanza requires comment for completeness. I will take myself outside and beat myself with twigs and don a hair shirt immediately
to (absolutely oblig.) (Marc) "Matey-boy" refers to the idiot jack, not to your good self, just to make clear things up.
undertaking (Rosie: I did get that despite limited intlectual capacity. Also hoping your love life is up to its marcs ;-)
undertakers. There, that's it. Still, nice to have a decent discussion, isn't it?
Undertakers just a thought. Why not start the new sentence with the last word from the previous. It may work. [Rosie] I wonder if Jack comes from Newark (Anag)
undertake
to (Marc) At my age (61) the mark is set fairly low. Just above "simmer". :-). (Snodders) Certainly could do, or from a little village between Chester and Wrexham, called Rosset.
dispose (resisting the urge to write "undertake" again)
themselves
discretely.
Discretely working on the theme
means I shall discreetly whisper the word "quantum".
not
continuously.
Continuously
, as
uninterupted
above,
I
perpetuate
continuity
throughout
Lent.
Lent
any
support
, I
attempt
wearing
trusses
leather
pockets
which
hold
copious
French
Letters.
Letters
let
lettuce
lets
gives in
Can't think of anything that might make sense. Someone else prove I'm a thicko ... please
"The train has left the rails" as it says in the Hungarian phrasebook. Let us (lettuce?) disembark gracefully.
Gracefully
bow I had in mind "let's" but forgot the apostrophe, oh well.
out
of [Software] "Letters let lettuce let's..."? How would that work?
this Maybe "Letters let lettuce let's laugh". In this case "letters" would be people that let something. Errr... maybe I'll just go down the pub.
game. [SW] mine's a babycham and brandy ...
Nonsense.Yay!
Paraphimosis
results [Chalks] you don't mess about down at the bar, do you?
in
balls
becoming
significantly
heavier.
Ten
green Oblig (sorry)
bottles - even more oblig.
hung Er. . . trying to be grammatical
well
will
resemble
an
incredibly
vast
vitreous
vision
of
verdant
refractivity
molesting
rainbows
Holidays
Havant
haven't
proved
to
had
half
hourly
hiccups.
However
Croatia
takes
gold
teeth
out,
intermittently. .. heh heh heh
I'm
afraid
I
tend
to
dribble
chocolate
during
exciting
games
of
Mornington
Crosswits.
Bless
cotton
wool
panties.
Suppose
just
eleven
good
shots
could
fracture
insufferable
wait.     WARNING: This is an advertisement brought to you by your local (and ever so friendly) needle exchange unit.
Do
do
what
your
repetitive
strain
inclines
you oblig.
you [Rosie]..how did you know?
repeater
, you!
You
really (Marc) I used to be weather forecaster. I therefore have, in contemporary gobbledygook, a "transferable skill" which means I know everything that's going to happen. (in the next 6 hrs). :-)
know
when
you'll Rosie] Watch out, people will start saying "Oh great oracle, will I get a good night's sleep?"
need (Tuj) Mmmm! Maybe a nice little retirement job.
weatherforecasters [Rosie] I always thought it was 'whetherforecast' ?
if small is beautiful
planning Whetherforecaster Roseo (Apologies to the bard of Avon - How strange Weather Forecasting and Perfumery all in the one thought)
a (Snodders) Uncanny! After leaving the Met Office I became an assistant Works Chemist in a perfume factory.
meteorological
debate
for
weatherforecasters.
Whether
we
forecast
weather
wethers Sorry just couldn't resist :)
Original
ability      It's OK, K.C., your name says it all.     ;-)   I've ignored pelgis' entry as it's not in bold and, though I may be having a dumb day, I can't make sense of it.
to why do I get all the short words? *sulks*
molecularspaceintegrate why do I get all the long words? *sulks*
, they
usually [Marc} Marc isnt that long a word !
do Aaaargh! *)%$!! *more sulking*
not
regard
molecularspaceintegration
nor
weather
*sneaks in* to *sneaks out*
exist.
London
flauts
pen] Flauts? Am I missing something or is that not a word? Is it somewhere betwixt 'flaunts' and 'flouts'?
flutes [Tuj] Well, a flute-player is a flautist, so perhaps it's the verb meaning "to play a flute."
but
toots
shamelessly We are talking about flatulent American Footballers, aren't we?
because
his
only
other
vice
is
breathing. Life... don't talk to me about life...
Stairwells
rule
number
1. - "
There hanging quote warning!
must
always
Be
a
stairwell."
Previously,
on
my
own
, but
subsequently
married, This is getting dangerously dangly subordinate-clause-wise.
I (naturally)
[b]decided[/b]
boldly
to [Dan] You should use HTML tags, rather than the vBulletin-style ones - that is, <b> and </b> for bold.
go Oblig
down [Dan] You may want to change your name to avoid name-collisions with the other Dan (owner of MCiOS)....
fighting. DrQ - nice to see you :-) It might BE 'the other Dan'!
Pirates
are
currently
subject
to
new Please resist "EU legislation". Please
piracies
of (Tuj) Why? An satirical goldmine, surely.
American
origin,
otherwise
their
rapacious
tendancies
would
atrophy.
Trophies
represent (Kim) Graffiti - "Whither atrophy?"
pineapples
inserted
firmly
the
chimney
of
the
local
policeman's
second
pair
of Hello, Thrax. Good to see you. Sod the . . . . . .lobsters.
Finely Thank you, Rosie. *Grins, then winces.* I won't sit down.
scrubbed
silk
enthusiasts'
shorts.
Stop! Bugger! Lets try that again
Stop
when
that
obscure
kazoo
ensemble
dream
about
attempting
Prokofiev's
only
listenable In anticipation, I suppose there must have been one.
work Hey now! I happen to like Proto, Prolo ... err whatisname :)
because
that's
"Agadoo."
Push
me
through
the
hedge
,my
hair
being
coiffed
nicely
needs
ruffling.
Just
desserts
, a
regular
feature
Ann
Summers' (coat)
back (hat! - is there a new game in this?)
catalogue. [gloves]
Cataloguing (scarf)
one's
collection
of oblig.
embarassing [mittenssss, my precioussss]
relatives
usually
results (parka)
in
feelings [stole]
that [trench coat]
overwhelm (Stop it, children!)
one's [shawl]
delicate [tippet]
constitution. (balaclava)
Coat!
Incidentally,
never [smock]
eat [trilby]
at [breeches]
eleven
Downing [gaiters]
copious [sou'wester]
quantities [forced]
of [bowler]
garlic
When [no more items of clothing, please. you'll all be naked next.]
disrobing
public
(especially
if [I really asked for that, didn't I.]
wagers
are [yep]
involved
always
ensure
brackets
). That'll do, pig
Unless
otherwise
please
stop.
Thanks.
Unless
carefully
proposed
try
vaseline
instead
of
struggling
with
tight
fitting
chambermaids'
thingies
inside
small
cupboards.
Players
of
this
rather
secretive
piano
often
find
their
fingers
becoming
knarled
and
twisted
thus
curtailing
any
melody.
Harmonic
progressions
rarely
progress
in
harmony (forced)
because
of
progressive
but
discordant
inconsistencies
in
harmonics.
Thankfully,
that
those
that
God
hath
cursed
hath
now
telephoned
someone
else.
All
hail,
rain,
sleet
and
meteorologists
wet.
Mittens
can
usually
unravel
everywhere
but
not
, regrettably, (Darren) Dan Corbett?
in [Rosie] A perfect example, if you ask me!
circumstances (Darren) Rob McElwee, on the other hand, is too dry, smug and clever-clever. But at least he understands the weather, unlike some.
that
call
for
sensuous
manual keep it clean . . .
evacuation.
I
like
beans do be doo...
if
they
have
baked
in
Massachusetts.
Poor
old oblig
Boris
was
a
perfect
gent,
when (This game is asking to be finished in the form of a couplet)
he
first
that
wig that hair can't be real, can it?
and
glued
pretty
things
to oblig. nut & bolt :-(
it.
Incidentally,
I've
got
nits.
Awesome. all hail!
Lucifer
loves
need
devotees
want
money. (oblig.)
Often
, well
, occasionally,
my
Dear.
old Oblig
thing,
you
ought
gesticulate
like
my
Aunt's
chiropodist
whenever
your
heels
click.
is
slang
Bournemouth. Geddit?
My [Rosie] no.
airport [Rosie: yes.
has [Rosie: no.]
Rosie
its [Rosie] still no.
engineers [Rosie] no
department [Rosie]Yes
thank
tink Spoonerisms within mini cheddars? good grief...
.
Confusion [rosie] not sure what happened there, but still no, sorry
will
rain. :]]... oh, and Rosie? No.
The - To all confused punters... [Rosie's] move had reference to Bournemouth's Airport being at nearby HURN. Note correct spelling [Rosie].
phonetics
of (Moriarty) Glad you cleared that up. Hurn is the spelling for Bournemouth Airport, certainly, but does anyone really know how Lootenant Hirn-Hearn, the SS Herne-Hyrn and the Hurne-Hern Islands were spelt? I don't, and I heard the whole thing live first time round, on the wireless, in the fifties. The whole word is really just a Yank-mimicking snarl, anyway.
doom
sound
different
you *sigh*
fart.
Emissions
hexadecimate (which is to decimate what hexadecimal is to decimal by analogy)
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