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So the Danish guy dies
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Well, we've all seen those promising trailers that make the worst films seem like the next Oscar winner - how about writing a description that makes a classic sound absolutely dire? e.g. So there's this teenager and he hates his mother and his stepdad and there's loads of drugs and gore and they all die. Only better, hopefully. And without Mel Gibson.
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Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
Very pretty shots of boats shooting at each other ruined by some quite shockingly crap actiing. Russell Crowe fails to die in scene 1, an obvious error.
About Schmidt
It's about a man called Schmidt.
About a Boy
It's about a boy.
All About My Mother
It's about my mother, and there's no room for a sequel.
A bout, my boy?
Rocky challenges his son.
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