mc5 - So the Danish guy dies

Well, we've all seen those promising trailers that make the worst films seem like the next Oscar winner - how about writing a description that makes a classic sound absolutely dire? e.g. So there's this teenager and he hates his mother and his stepdad and there's loads of drugs and gore and they all die. Only better, hopefully. And without Mel Gibson.

Robin

Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines

Lots of old aeroplanes set off to fly from London to Paris, most don’t get there.

Robin

Paint Your Wagon

“Man born under a wandering star and Man who talks to the trees seek Woman who wants to be a million miles away behind a door – object bigamy”.

Dujon

Ben Hur

"BEN HUR - An incredibly long comedy - MUST BE SEEN TO BE BELIEVED - CHARIOTS, HORSES, PEOPLE! The best three hour sleep you'll have in years"

Thos

The Railway Children

Rich man helps other rich man get out of prison allowing rich family to return to rich surroundings and away from commoners.

rab

The Theban Trilogy

Bitter family feud + a spot of incest = everyone dies.