mc5 - So the Danish guy dies

Well, we've all seen those promising trailers that make the worst films seem like the next Oscar winner - how about writing a description that makes a classic sound absolutely dire? e.g. So there's this teenager and he hates his mother and his stepdad and there's loads of drugs and gore and they all die. Only better, hopefully. And without Mel Gibson.

The Piano

A woman who doesn't speak spends an entire movie playing the piano and arguing with ugly people about other ugly people. At the end of the movie she throws away the piano.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Remember that popular children's book that Stephen Fry filled up 8 CDs reading? Well, we can do it in a billionth of the time with a whopping 2, 008 pence special effects budget. This time we have Christian Coulson.

The Never Ending Story

Approximately 94 minutes running time.

An American In Paris

Gene Kelly plays Jerry Mulligan, an American living in Paris.

The King and I

King of Siam and the governess of his children spend some time over 2 hours sexlessly bickering. Then he dies.