mc5 - So the Danish guy dies

Well, we've all seen those promising trailers that make the worst films seem like the next Oscar winner - how about writing a description that makes a classic sound absolutely dire? e.g. So there's this teenager and he hates his mother and his stepdad and there's loads of drugs and gore and they all die. Only better, hopefully. And without Mel Gibson.

gil

Titanic

Boy meets girl on a ship which later sinks.

ImNotJohn

Passport to Pimlico

Early attempt at European Integration runs into bureaucratic problems

Projoy

Titus Andronicus

Er, I think the "message" is, like, don't cook people and serve them to their relatives in pastry. Well, duh.

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Perfect Blue

A moderately successful pop singer becomes a successful actress when someone on the internet starts killing people who don't like her.

Raak

For a Fistful of Dollars

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