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So the Danish guy dies
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Well, we've all seen those promising trailers that make the worst films seem like the next Oscar winner - how about writing a description that makes a classic sound absolutely dire? e.g. So there's this teenager and he hates his mother and his stepdad and there's loads of drugs and gore and they all die. Only better, hopefully. And without Mel Gibson.
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One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
For anyone who ever said "I'm going to tear up the washstand and pitch it through a window." Nobody falls in love.
Carry on Camping
Barbara Windsor gets her tits out. That's about it.
Brazil
A comedy about administrative mistakes and their hilarious consequences.
The Day After Tomorrow
A hard winter hits New York.
Jaws
A shark eats people. Well, what do you expect, that's what sharks do.
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