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products (Darren) Yurse. I can't see one of these becoming Top Bod, though.
fur [Rosie] Another possibility relates to papal infallibility. The Pope could easily make a pronouncement through extraordinary Magisterium to the effect that the rule about celibacy in the priesthood does not apply to the Pontiff himself. Even if this contradicted previous teaching, such pronouncements are by definition never theologically or morally incorrect. He would then be free to father as many children as he wanted, at the risk of causing a schism in the church!
of (Darren) You must be a Catholic. Whether devout, bolshie or lapsed I have not the faintest idea. :-)
crate [Rosie] Nope, not a Catholic, just an avid reader!
enormous [R/D] Of course, Popes have not always been 'celebate' or single, the early ones, up to the 11 century, were almost certainly married as society demanded in those days. And I am not RC either.
an
love [Software] But are you celibate?
wouldn't [Rosie et al] Non-Roman (i.e. the Eastern varieties) Catholic priests may marry and father children, although I don't know if any of them may be addressed as "Your Holiness"
who [Darren] Certainly not.
protestor,
joyful
unashamedly
an
officially
but
mutilator,
earwig
an
by
stands
embarrassedly
campaigner
naturist
A
margarine?
or
lard
worse,
would
toothpaste
What
it.
build
can
we
believe
to
hard
so
it
Make Burning the midnight, Rosie?
themselves.
spread
reindeers
where
pub (Softers) :-) As ever.
frequents
regularly
Society
Aetherius
the
claims
Santa
carol.
lovely
ruin
to
Thatcher
Trust
thrust.
reverse
partner
multi-
called
variation
little-known
the
with
intercourse
cerebral
leaven
can
Crescent
Mornington Hope this doesn't send the game down the plug'ole.
end!
bitter
the
Suck I'll get me santa hat...
ho!"
ho,
"Yo,
avARRed
all
crew
pirate
dread
the
as
scrubbing
continued
Jordan
from
Gordon
that.
without
survive
barely
could
comedian
modern
a
since
always,
him
with
carried
obviously
and
heckler,
potential
wounding
often
umbrella,
wielded
Cooper
Tommy Brilliant nonsense (this, I mean)
year.
last
lot
parking
delightful
a
in
married
I
that - let's extend this a bit...
lorry-driver
Swedish
the
Ursula
on
moustache
luxuriant
wonderfully
that
stroke
to
paid
am
whether
know
would
Mummy
submissive. (let's have a real challenge...)
I'm
porcelain?
unbreakable
smash
to (Chalky) Naughty girl :-)
inflatable
your
in
concrete
liquid
put
maliciously
anyone
had
, but
culpable
cannot
You
Stop! Oh... bugger... lets try that again.
stop!
Don't
Mediterranean.
the
rafting
except
anything
hardly
remember
could
I
that
found
I
wedding,
royal
infamous
that
canapes
with
Prozac
imbibing
Heyerdahl
Thor
disoriented
found
we
Damn, sorry for that hr. Please ignore it.
,aspidistra
leafy
Egyptian
that
inside
. Deep
pashmina?
wet
soaking
with
thy
sully
thou (bemoaning the closure of the "New Commandments" game on Orange.)
lest (ditto)
Repent!
[Kim] Shoot 'em when they're still young, I reckon. If no-one complains, it was left to go on too long.
breathless.
me
Spank No Comment
heavy.
not
light
and
big
excessively
are
usually
that
stanzas
eschewing
when
muse,
demonstration
legendary
the
LitePrope,
invoked
twice
bard
The
there.
McDonalds
detected
we
Antarctica,
throughout
desire
unsatable
our
promulgated
deliberately
had
we
dogsleds,
luggage
our
transporting
although
admittedly,
thesis
far-fetched
particularly
this
not
supported
were
preconceptions
fanastical
er...should have read fantastical
these
realised
everyone
before
weeks
'Twas (mercy killing)
merciful.
be
to
tried
captors
hooded
his
that
annoyed
most
Ayatollah
masochistic
the
but
dungeon,
plush
ironically
an
enjoyed
He
duck.
a
than
rather
drake
a
Peking,
in
discovered,
Featherstonehaugh
hunter
duck
intrepid
while
Amazon,
mighty I'm thinking female tennis players (as usual).
amazingly
an
stripped
mentally
Cholmondley
stripper
artistic
fantasies,
reliving
While
criminal.
absolutely
undoubtedly
was
Thatcher - My name's Ben Elton, goodnight.
Every
carbuncle.
monstrous oblig!
his
has
prince
as
known
Anyone
carrot!
-shaped
so
ignore that. Rantzen instead, please. (I read it as "carrot-shaped" by mistake)
whole
swallowed
Fletcher
Dexter
so. that is
just
just
doubled,
instantly
size
its
so,"
Apols, should be so,",
just (oblig)
"It's This has gone down the pan. My fault entirely, alas. Let's pull the chain.
still.
moonshine
secret
the
inside
been
you've
that
proof
constitutes
bicycle
your
of
state
alcoholic
quasi-
zig-zagging
strangely
This
it.
understand
not
Me
asylum?
an
of
kind
some
in
holiday
a
won
appropriately
head
his
auto-trepanned
possibly
someone
when
remember
you
Don't
death.
exotic
rather
your
to
leading
road
meandering
long
beautifully
that
down
Popocatepetl.
of
worshippers
lavaphilic
the
thanks
Enormous
ugly
indisputably
an
was
who
Porter,
Eric
admired
although
actors
handsome
preferred
usually
Smith
Maggie
magpies!
blasted
EX-TER-MIN-ATE
quality.
star
hardly
dribbling.
always
is
bulldog
luckily,
but
bone-
is
handkerchief
My
has
sun
yonder
when
Arise
castle.
Windsor
chips
cow
spill
Camilla
see WTF are cow chips?
[Rosie]- A well-informed individual like you not knowing what a cow chip is? Be enlightened: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_chip
to [Rosie] It's an Americanism. Try not to make eye contact.
congregate
reporters
Fifty
month. (Irach) Thanks. So it's a tasty, organic, free-range sun-dried cow pat. Funny lot, the Yanks.
every
almost
implode
they
and
carelessly
maintained
are
cells
prison
City's
the
of
many
that
found
Superintendent
Deputy-
the
that
fear [rosie] yes, but if you need a manufactured pop star, we're your lads
to (Juxt) That's true, but we have learned well and produced the Spice Girls. Beat that!
continued
nothwithstanding,
ridicule
that
of
stigma
eternal
and [rosie] And so the child instructs the parent. Truly we have come full circle.
embarrassment
complete
The (Juxtapose) The first said-to-be-manufactured group I know was The Monkees (ca 1960) with "I'm a believer". Quite a good tune, silly words, as ever.
introverted.
but
inverted
is [Rosie] Written by Neil Diamond, what do you expect?
nipple
one (Softers) Didn't know that.
,considering
astounding
is [Rosie, SW] ... and a fine songwriter he is. Still. (IMHO)
growth [Chalks] agreed.
shorter?
be
possibly
could
How
There!
Keynes.
Milton
around
flying
go
often
pigs
Concrete
remarkable.
was
nomination
Prescott's
things,
Despite
disappointing.
it
considers
, however,
Parkinson
soak
old
that
;
desirable
extremely
Sauerkraut
mit
Bratwurst
und
Kraftwerk
regard
royals
interfering
several
while
Consider:
(Sorry, I forgot Raak had put a semicolon in there. I had remembered it as a comma. The punctuation is a bit messy now.)
stick.
walking
with
violated
be
shall
sanctity
cloistered
regularly
somnambulate
who
one
remember
ungrammatically
not (A subjunctive, I believe. Or hope.)
may (Raak) This one went off the rails with Will's contribution.
one Perhaps he meant it to go here ;-)
being
; this Perhaps we can confine the damage behind this semicolon.
demented
proven
now
are
nuns
Many Let's draw a line under the whole of this messy sentence.
rubbish!
What
indeed.
rubbish
What
better.
cannot
rubbish
Our
teapots?
flying
of
scared
because
just
party,
invitation
Charles's
Lord
decline
Would
start.
wouldn't
just
Dalek
Dali's
that
low
feel
cybermen
The
institution.
psychiatric
disreputable
certification
a
need
politicians
opposition
and
bishops
proportion
immense
the
that
claiming
by
applause
considerable
gained
Thatcher
Mark
Sea.
Bering
glorious
frigidly
the
in
flounders
for
lust
no
show
Pollock
araucarias.
ornamental
collecting
monkies
cheeky
of
hordes
marauding
with
along
actuaries,
dim-witted
stodgy,
flatulent, . . . about time the tone was lowered . . . .
several
like or this could go on for ever!
is
posh. hoiking it up a notch
be
possibly [Pen] a ? wouild have been helpful ;-)
bugger, closed bold
might
rutabagas
ventured
mischievously
Beckham
perceptiveness
inspired
of
delirium
-induced
gas
to
Succumbing
extraordinary.
quite
quite
It's
sight.
amusing
extremely
an
somersaults
making
jelly,
redcurrant
consuming
while
upstairs
vaulted
Prescott
when
x-rays
taking
merely
were
proctologists
of
sons
-minded
lavatorially oblig.
some
Yes,
1958.
after
not
but
rationing?
petrol
remember
you
that
antedeluvian
that
you
with
it
B'ain't (mercy killing)
euthanasia
supports
evidence
reliable
much (Kim) Well clobbered.
when
death
avoid
to
precautions
take
doctors
that
<>baffling
It's
lychees.
scoffing
caught
Eskimo
the
filming
whilst
herring,
rotted
well
in
rolled
were
missionaries
Twelve
Argentina.
me
reminded
inexplicably
Liverpool
why?
ask
Why
it.
Sod
him.
bypassed
that
flyover
a
built
obstruction
sesquipedalian
of
tired
editor
Sun's
The
while
words
unintelligible
writing
persisted
Correspondent
Football
deputy
irepressible
tiresomely
quite
and
ebullient
, the
Extraordinarily
parakeets.
cohabiting
the
with
frolicked
hippopotamuses
delightful
uncharacteristically
when
escaped
teledus
malodorous
hundred (Raak) Teledu is Welsh for television. Bit of a stinker, S4C, obviously.
Fifteen
love.
unrelenting
him
gave [Rosie] It's also an animal known as the stinking badger.
...and also the mascot of an SF convention.
Cherie
while
himself
despise (Raak) Well, yes, hence my comment, though I admit I had to look it up.
did
ombudsman
the
that
incredulous
was
consolation.
no
is
Woolworth's
but
Sainsbury's,
at
exorbitant
is
price
the This one is getting bogged down. Better put in a nut and bolt, I suppose.
that
discovered
ominously
but
aromatherapy
considered
almost
Camilla
say.
they
so
hippopotamus,
happy
a
am
I
insist.
absolutely
never
they
belching
while
closed
mouths
little
their
stapled
have
should
I
Although
catharsis
as
known
is
circles
corporate
pompous
all
in
which
purging,
emotional
enjoy
frequently
æsthetes
that
irritated
become
often
sensibilities
weak
very
of
persons
while
uncommunitative,
resolutely
always
are
Trappists.
while
the (Imagine a <hr> between "Trappists" and "while", and the full stop moved down a line.)
Like this:-

Phil - while.
Raak - the
Software - all
shouting
and
waving
were
Jesuits
the
that
noticing
help
not oblig.
could
Brown
William

moon.
to
urge
the oblig
postpone
not
do
presence,
episcopal
the
despite
Moonies,
back.
his
faced - get out of that!
he
that
twisted
spine
his
made
contortions
extraordinary
Blaine's
Submerged,
sticky.
too
flypaper's
This
knees.
many
have
Arsenal
headlice!
insolent
collects
wig
Daniel's
while
lions
cardboard
the
with
reinactment
crazy
ludicrously
the
stars
soap
employs
Show
Bible
Python
No
rest.
the
away
ushered
ultimately
police
polite
abnormally
whereupon
combusted,
violently
participants
some
that
realised
suddenly
everyone
conflagration,
particular
that
observing
On
prestidigitation.
his
, notwithstanding
impossible
not
was
backflip
multiple
-like Please note hyphen
porpoise
Blaine's
David for it is he
that
legerdemain,
alleged
Daniels
Paul
prat
that
because
undoubtedly
is
It
away.
taken
must
which
meals,
Vegan
serve
to
command
her
disobey
dare Who is this dominatrix? Time will tell :-)
nobody
Let [Rosie] Sadly, we will never know...:-(
name!
Kermit's
in
war
this
waged
Piggy
Miss
if
be I sense this is becoming a parable, but don't let that influence you.
would
dominatrix - A second stab at discovering the identity of this mysterious lady...
word Attempted rerailment. (Wymo) It's Miss Piggy.
glorious
a
what
Lord, Sorry, I can't seem to get out of the habit at the moment.
chicken. I promise not to start this one.
range
long
Colonel's
the
launch
helped
Schwarzenegger
Mrs
;thus,
supportive
partly
but
obstructive
generally
Kennedy-Shrivers
consider WTF's K-S?
[Rosie] Eunice Kennedy-Shriver is the sister of the late John F Kennedy and Arnold Schwartzenegger's mother-in-law. So the whole thing makes sense, you see?
-law.
Bye
local (Kim) Clear as mud. :-)
obscure
an
to
referring
was
fact
in
,he
spanking
banned
leader
beloved
Serbia's
that
reported
he
When - [Oblig]
pontification.
inexcusable
but
nothing
frequently
was
judgement
Pontiff's
favourite
their
admitted
readily
cardinals
All
splendid!
sight
a
beheld
they
had
applauded
have
chavs
whether
speculate
would
They (anyone else thunk these tenses had going a little bit haywired?)
P.S. How do you do the bloomin' line?
(Knobbly) 'S easy. You simply type <hr>. It's all here, courtesy of the University of Pittsburgh. I will do the honours this time.
red. [last one] That's a chav's idea of formal English, clearly.
were
Bolsheviks
by
coloured
hand-
handkerchiefs
-sponsored
business
All
conundrum!
Panjandrum's
strum
can
Nobody
opposite.
house
pink
shocking
dreadful
that
in
hanky-panky
observing
furtively
while
myself
with
dancing
slow-
just
by
myself
consoling
just
was
I
up.
and
down
may
downside,
the
on
contrarily,
Upheaval,
ended.
mercifully
be
should
- shaped
pear
goes
which
solo
contralto
with
suffering
terrible
This
pudding?
rice
mouldy
than
disgusting
less
is
Blair
Tony .....lest there be any doubt....
claim
anyone
Can
disposition.
cordial
a
of
someone
often
is
squash
to
earmarked
have
police
Metropolitan
the
suspect
Mafioso
the
that
target
The
sandcastles.
of
plenty
judge
referees
that
mandates
unequivocally
diktat
Emperor's
late
the
Thankfully,
time.
over
slows
libido
tortoise's
a
that
speculate
may
public
assembled
the
of
voices
dissenting
contrarily,
, but
erotic
the
that
evident
sadly
now
it
awareness
zoological
little
no
of
realisation
with
Certainly,
serpentine.
exceptionally
runways
its
because
yet
landed Are we imputing an apostrophe into irach's post?
not (Kim) I think we now have to.
have
Spitfires
most
airport,
Wallop
Farleigh
-known
little
Today
not!
Certainly
Palaeozoic.
the
entered
never
understandably
they
although
TARDIS,
the
in
journeys
multiple
undertook
Party
Independence
Dinosaur
Scotland's
retorted.
cheerfully
Condaleeza
result",
amusing
most
a
is
that
"Now"
Oh shoot. "Now
runs Strictly this is now ungrammatical but worth pursuing.
story
Eastern
Middle [Rosie] I know, and I couldn't see a way out and panicked
current
The (Tuj, Softers) I had hoped that "runs" would be interpreted in the cricketing sense. "Wickets" would be less ambiguous but didn't we win the Test by a number of runs? Too bad. Let's start another.
fandango.
lop-sided [Rosie] Cor, I've been glued to the cricket as always and I missed that! Mind you it was gone by the time I got back
one-legged
a In the meantime a big "Hoorah" for Leicestershire, the Twenty20 specialists
behind
is [Rosie] missed that one. Must keep my eye on the ball
Jones
Phil You asked for that :-)
impersonated
who
politician
Every
doomsday?
or
Shangri-la
in
paperclips
have
we
should
disaster,
mitigate
to
unable
being
useless,
completely
appearing
of
fear
for
ask,
I
May
Anabaptists.
of
excommunication
is
solution
appropriate
water
in
drenched
themselves
find
who
those
For
underwear.
Batman's
brandishing
returned
quickly
but
undergrowth
overgrown
the
under
crawled
Robin
Kinky
ptarmigans!
like
preening
obsessive
in
engage
to
mandatory
actually
it
regulations
to
according Oblig.
that
seems
it
interpretation
Committee's
mayoral
London
of
examination
closer
much
a
Upon
good.
of
forces
the
against
arrayed
crescenters
most
Therefore,
evil.
of oblig?
forces
the
by
supported
are
managers
McDonald's
All
none.
bar
earth
the
of
mountains
all
climbed
has
she
when
daughter
my
acknowledge
only
will
Association
Acromaniacs
Anonymous
But
Masterful
The
Unfortunately,
Cromwell.
knew
Rosie
with. (Darren) Yeah, right bastard, supported The Gunners.
sex
have
rather
all
would
they
bloke
gay
the
as
nominated
been
has
and
gorgeous
outrageously
is
Darren
jest.
in
always
yet
sarcastic,
often
are
relationships
personal
Gusset's
abysmal.
absolutely
was
nepotism.
equals
Nepotism
surrealistic.
Vote
mushroom!
magic oblig.
a
ingest
to
enticed
been
having
badger
a
impersonated
crudely
Gandalf
Musky
acupuncture.
try
fail,
should
voodoo
If
short.
cut
been
has
expectancy
life
Brown's
Gordon
Scotland
throughout
declared
has
It
behemoth.
a
be
might
moth
she-
monstrous
his
fearing
Security,
by
stopped
suddenly
bat
perturbed
emotionally
some
echolocation,
using
methodology
unusual
entomologists'
an
whoops! make that... of
discussion
lively
academically
an
In
engaged
or more finally:-

engaged.

Blasd and Damn! :-
Software - engaged.
was
he
fortunately
, but
VIII
Henry
marry
to
planned
foolishly
daughter
his
hoped
hadn't
More
Thomas
that
,b>conjectured
often
have
protestants
protesting
Antidisestablishmentarianism-
pompous.
little
a
him
for
which,
government,
democratic
pseudo-
desires
Bush
that
ignore
must
everyone
that
agreement
reluctant
the
to
come
had
unsurprisingly,
Laden
Bin
friend
childhood
that
and
unforgiving,
was
Archer
Phil
phlegm.
revolting
of
cesspool
huge
a
drank
I
punishment
as / I'm surprised nobody's mentioned what a fantastic Archers storyline we created on the last round!
and [Darren] having recently listened to an episode for the first time in ages, I agree.
disgraceful
was
behaviour
my oblig.
that
realization
the
full
face,
your
see
to
bear
hardly
could
I This can go on a bit more.
when
was
which
floor,
dance
beautiful
the
on
tango
final
the
during
occurred
unworthiness
of
realization
overdue
my
Suddenly,
jam.
in
polyunsaturates
quantify
can't
dieticians
that Biscuits all round on the last one, I think.
concluded
he
nincompoops,
absolute
as
stupid
as
are
they
that
assert
neurophysiologists
many
that
fact
the
clearly
Comprehending
marmalade.
Robertson's
delectable
the
of
jar
empty
an
polishing
to
aspire
chambermaids
assiduous
certain
believe
can't
butlers
seasoned
nevertheless,
but
spotless,
seemingly
is
everything
inexperienced,
him
considers
nobody
and
qualified
well oblig.
extremely
to
known
is
Jeeves
Cambridge.
beat
never
who
Hull,
from
Oxonian
grumpy
that
exceeded
greatly
and
equalled
disagreeability
curmudgeonly
, his
nevertheless
although
prestidigitation,
amazing
with
completed
was
surprisingly (Anyone else think the word 'prestidigitation' occurs more often on this site than normal word proportions ought to dictate?
transformation
his [Knobbly] It's because of our prestidigitation.
therefore
wardrobe; [Knobbly] there is actually quite a gulf between what normal word proportions ought to dictate and what they do, in fact, dictate: the Alspunker Dictum of 1962 states quite clearly that the word "prestidigitation" ought to occur in a sentence, on average, at least once in every two hundred moves in any Cheddars game. We are currently running slightly below average.
understocked
an
possess
friars
saint's
all
that
known
universally
not
is
it
, because
unwashed
remained
habit
his
years
many
For
acrobatics.
in [Everyone above] Well done
excel
to
days
three
merely
have
You
fact!
irrefutable
an
as
confirmed
been
now
has
imbecile,
pathetic
a
is
and
arrogant
terribly
so
is
he
although
allegation,
tacit
implicitly
this
from
recoils
naturally
he
that
truth
gospel
absolute
not
is I think that the integrity of this sentence is just about salvageable, if we all recognise that the whole of the middle of it, from this word up to the word "imbecile" is a subordinate clause
it
and
debatable If you read the whole of this monster it can be rescued, as Kim suggests.
quite Let's bimble on, then
once
was
What Thank God for that.
over!
maiden
a
with
finished
and
afternoon,
all
away
stayed
hence
and
departed
times
certain
at
wind
broke
Aggers
errr...."
"diddly-dum,
say
just
to
advisable [Rosie] Splitting infinitives? Tut, tut...
generally
is
it (Kim) Nah, it was Softers.
sheepishly,
act
and
face
save
to
appropriate
never
is
it
Inquisition
the
facing
apostates
for
but
court
in
cross-examined
being
while
appropriate
sometimes
honour"
your
droll,
"Most
asymmetry.
display
Breasts .... coat...
help?
any
of (Softers) Only in Devizes, and possibly Horton.
be
we trying again
can oblig.
predicament,
your
Considering
galoshes.
as
comfortable
as
nothing
are
Stilettos
odd.
extremely
is
taste
musical
players'
trombone oblig.
the
arpeggios,
as
chords
play
they
Because
even.
never
odd,
is
pentad
a
that
obvious
quite
is
it
but
straightjacket
designer
kevlar
enchanted
an
into
forced
be
dissenters
that
decreed
never
was
it
because
rubbish,
are
statements
ministerial
most
that
proves
and
Education
Secondary
a
lacks
spokesperson
education
secondary (oblig.)
official
pompous
exceedingly
Education's
Secondary
unconstitutional.
as
determined
much
pretty
been
warmongering
elections
winning
of
strategy
whose
president
school
unremarkable
but (I don't see how "warmongering - been" can be made grammatical now.)
flamboyant [Raak] it was clearly slipped in without a 'has' or some other connecting verb. But since when did any of these make sense?
our [Software/Raak] You could do it by making the next word "Has" and changing irach's full stop to a question mark.
(actually, you couldn't)
cursed
Druid
chief
famous
A - (Let's draw a veil over this grammatical nightmare.)
grammar!
correct
Ban
to.
add
to
more
likes
Jade
but
less
care
couldn't
ask
ask
aargh..simulpost!! Scratch the "ask" we
need
we
With the two "we"s and the question mark, I don't see any way to carry on at this point

With apologies to Raak, why don't we pick it up from:
Dr Dionysius Lardner - why?
Software - ask
irach - we
Kim - need
and
soon
over
all
is
if
Oops, didn't notice the first "we".
bothering
anybody
is
wonder
WeSums it up, methinks.
justice.
poetic
clearly
was
but
blasphemy,
was
say
types
which
Oops, which
profile
biased
a
creating
by
controversy
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