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Regurgitated Cheddars
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A simple game of reverse cheddar gorge. When we reach "The Start" of a sentence the game will be considered done.
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was
surprisingly (Anyone else think the word 'prestidigitation' occurs more often on this site than normal word proportions ought to dictate?
transformation
his [Knobbly] It's because of our prestidigitation.
therefore
wardrobe; [Knobbly] there is actually quite a gulf between what normal word proportions ought to dictate and what they do, in fact, dictate: the Alspunker Dictum of 1962 states quite clearly that the word "prestidigitation" ought to occur in a sentence, on average, at least once in every two hundred moves in any Cheddars game. We are currently running slightly below average.
understocked
an
possess
friars
saint's
all
that
known
universally
not
is
it
, because
unwashed
remained
habit
his
years
many
For
acrobatics.
in [Everyone above] Well done
excel
to
days
three
merely
have
You
fact!
irrefutable
an
as
confirmed
been
now
has
imbecile,
pathetic
a
is
and
arrogant
terribly
so
is
he
although
allegation,
tacit
implicitly
this
from
recoils
naturally
he
that
truth
gospel
absolute
not
is I think that the integrity of this sentence is just about salvageable, if we all recognise that the whole of the middle of it, from this word up to the word "imbecile" is a subordinate clause
it
and
debatable If you read the whole of this monster it can be rescued, as Kim suggests.
quite Let's bimble on, then
once
was
What Thank God for that.
over!
maiden
a
with
finished
and
afternoon,
all
away
stayed
hence
and
departed
times
certain
at
wind
broke
Aggers
errr...."
"diddly-dum,
say
just
to
advisable [Rosie] Splitting infinitives? Tut, tut...
generally
is
it (Kim) Nah, it was Softers.
sheepishly,
act
and
face
save
to
appropriate
never
is
it
Inquisition
the
facing
apostates
for
but
court
in
cross-examined
being
while
appropriate
sometimes
honour"
your
droll,
"Most
asymmetry.
display
Breasts .... coat...
help?
any
of (Softers) Only in Devizes, and possibly Horton.
be
we trying again
can oblig.
predicament,
your
Considering
galoshes.
as
comfortable
as
nothing
are
Stilettos
odd.
extremely
is
taste
musical
players'
trombone oblig.
the
arpeggios,
as
chords
play
they
Because
even.
never
odd,
is
pentad
a
that
obvious
quite
is
it
but
straightjacket
designer
kevlar
enchanted
an
into
forced
be
dissenters
that
decreed
never
was
it
because
rubbish,
are
statements
ministerial
most
that
proves
and
Education
Secondary
a
lacks
spokesperson
education
secondary (oblig.)
official
pompous
exceedingly
Education's
Secondary
unconstitutional.
as
determined
much
pretty
been
warmongering
elections
winning
of
strategy
whose
president
school
unremarkable
but (I don't see how "warmongering - been" can be made grammatical now.)
flamboyant [Raak] it was clearly slipped in without a 'has' or some other connecting verb. But since when did any of these make sense?
our [Software/Raak] You could do it by making the next word "Has" and changing irach's full stop to a question mark.
(actually, you couldn't)
cursed
Druid
chief
famous
A - (Let's draw a veil over this grammatical nightmare.)
grammar!
correct
Ban
to.
add
to
more
likes
Jade
but
less
care
couldn't
ask
ask
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