bum [Rosie] It's LotUS, though, as in Lord of the Under Stairs. She needs an extra capital to equal him. The question is, which letter should it be? I don't think ChalKY sends the right message, what with the KY and everything.
comfortable (Darren) I must've thought LotUS saw himself as a delicate oriental flower. Beggy pardo, LotUS. It needs two syllables, it seems to me, and the consonant is made upper-case. I think we're all mad.