mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

Laphroaig (La-fróyg)

which makes it difficult to rhyme ..

I've always understood the g to be silent, as in joaig, ploaig, ahoaig, etc,

Though Bailey’s what Ladies prefer Never mind rhyming and/or chatting, Baileys is a reliable and fast first class G-spot moistener....

There once was a maid in a Bar,