mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

Some eggnogs with Rhum, two –three kegs... have an eggnog guys and your rhyming and rhythm will get so much better ;-)

As I drank my morning coffee

Juxtapose

My saucer slipped slightly agee last syllable in line one stressed I assume

My cup, it did tip

Darren

Fluid spilled from my lip

Blob

And it looked like I'd just had a pee - Coat

My ogee has gone all awry

Projoy

So I think I'll just stand here and cry

Phil

For my arch is all wonky

Rosie

'Twas built by a donkey

Software

Who'd used the wrong value for pi

Projoy

Very good!
And into the fray once again

Morniversers just have no shame