mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

I can't see my toes

And am forced to impose - [Rosie] For once I disagree. There was only one non-scanning line in that one (the first, "dowager" one).

Some eggnogs with Rhum, two –three kegs... have an eggnog guys and your rhyming and rhythm will get so much better ;-)

As I drank my morning coffee

Juxtapose

My saucer slipped slightly agee last syllable in line one stressed I assume