mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

samn - simulposted! Of the relative merits of 'bling'

Bifurcating: Whose one saving grace/The rocks and the gold

Is the look on His face / Are a sight to behold

And the merriment that it will bring. hoping I have covered both possibilities neatly in one line. :-)

The chance that was too good to miss

Chalky

Ended up being seized by the Swiss

st dogmael

The Americas Cup

Poisoned Pigeon

And the chance to throw up!

Software

Hang on. Are you taking the p*ss?

:

/ Jeez - that sure made limer-sense. Ah well - onwards and upwards ...
Chalky - Whilst cooking in loco parentis

(Mom*ma had gone off to the dentist)

Software

I put on the gas

Breadmaster

And shook my yas-yas (obscure 1930s southern US slang declared)

And proved I was non compas mentis.

Align

[Tina] Good call.!

I sit in my nice padded cell

snorgle

And giggle, as I ring my bell

Breadmaster

But the imps and the pixies

Wol

Try to tell me that six is

penelope

Seven, and eight is aswell

Darren

I know how to carbonate tea