mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

Which proved that I'm simply a runt.

barbacoa

This first line's a bit lame, it's true,

And for the third, better must do.

But to make matters worse

Kim

This entire piss-poor verse

Chalky

Has ended up blocking the loo.

Lets try Jackson now in the press !

It's clear that his face is a mess a couple of tracks short of an album, if you ask me.

And as for the songs

rab

Well - they right no wrongs

String him up ! Lynch him ! Kill him ! YES YES!!!

Let's all get together and sing

CdM

A hymn to The Great Blob of Tring

penelope

samn - simulposted! Of the relative merits of 'bling'

Kim

Bifurcating: Whose one saving grace/The rocks and the gold

Riff

Is the look on His face / Are a sight to behold

And the merriment that it will bring. hoping I have covered both possibilities neatly in one line. :-)

Zooological Keeper

The chance that was too good to miss

Chalky

Ended up being seized by the Swiss

The Americas Cup

Poisoned Pigeon

And the chance to throw up!

Hang on. Are you taking the p*ss?

:

/ Jeez - that sure made limer-sense. Ah well - onwards and upwards ...
Chalky - Whilst cooking in loco parentis

(Mom*ma had gone off to the dentist)

I put on the gas

Breadmaster

And shook my yas-yas (obscure 1930s southern US slang declared)

Tina

And proved I was non compas mentis.

Align

[Tina] Good call.!

Kim

I sit in my nice padded cell

snorgle

And giggle, as I ring my bell

Breadmaster

But the imps and the pixies

Wol

Try to tell me that six is

penelope

Seven, and eight is aswell