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Slap My Jammy Badger! 2004
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Yes, it's time for another game of Slap My Jammy Badger! Release your four highly trained badgers into the London Underground and then attempt to get to Mornington Crescent using standard moves and by picking up vital bonus points from slapping the other player's badgers. Identify the badger by tasting its jam! Please note that nadgering a badger is still disallowed. Fnweek!
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Rerouting badgers to Willesden Green by way of Wembley Park, thus remaining free of the Dollis Hill loop.

*!POW!*

*shouts, screams, generally goes wild for The Big Slap*
That's the trouble with badgers, they just go comatose after a while. You have to give 'em euthanasia. Contoversial but necessary.
I think we'll declare that a draw. No-one was jammy enough to get through the badger ring. Perhaps we should allow nadgering in future.
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