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Slap My Jammy Badger! 2004
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Yes, it's time for another game of Slap My Jammy Badger! Release your four highly trained badgers into the London Underground and then attempt to get to Mornington Crescent using standard moves and by picking up vital bonus points from slapping the other player's badgers. Identify the badger by tasting its jam! Please note that nadgering a badger is still disallowed. Fnweek!
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I've come all the way from Great Portland Street to slap a jammy badger, lovie!
Emergency badgers are parachuted in to Camden Town. Patrick, Nicholas and James join up with Alan, bringing fresh supplies of marmalade.
Overheard at a secure, undisclosed station:
Man: "It's been quiet."
Woman: "Too quiet."
*drops*
*puts ear against wall at Bromley-by-Bow*
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