I told you, I was just watching and releasing chocolate syrup coated gophers. Notice the little bit of machinery on the neck? That's the camera I'm using to watch.... releases another prepared gopher There, now I can continue to watch. BTW, Uncle Korky, you need to trim your nails....

Releasing four new badgers into play. Arsenic, Strychnine, Cyanide and Digitalis. Slap any of these badgers and you risk death in four moves! Last seen heading towards Finsbury Park

Alan and Craig take the blue line to Sheffield Station and hop on a train to Kings Cross. They were relaxing when they saw, coming down the train, a stealth badger. Quickly they snuck into club class and cleverly disguised themsleves and hand luggage. As the stealth badger passed below Alan... SLAP! Hmmm! Chocolate and David Beckham flavour again. The body of the stealth badger was flushed down the toilet somewhere near Luton. After that close shave, Alan and Craig arrived safely back in London.