mc5 - The Biscuit Game

A classic parlour game, based on the rules of MC. And, in fact, the winning move shares its initials with said station. This should be familiar to anyone present at ISIHAC2, and easy to pick up for anyone else.

Chalky

Opening my tin with a Fruit Shortie declaring the wrong crumbs on the Hammersmith and McVitties Line.

Inkspot

Custard Cream invoking soggy mess following prolonged dunking.
Btd]You have a map! I may have to sit a while in this easy chair, in the meantime there is always a cup of tea to be had.

Rosie

Ginger Nuts. Declaring a strange and inappropriate friskiness.

Watty

Parkin, home at Simmers of Hatton's Butter biscuits

Bob the dog

Shifting to the Family Circle line with a Jammie Dodger. Now get out of that!