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Michael Grade has just been appointed Director General of the BBC, and, true to form, wants a clearout. Please provide inappropriate sentences that sound the death knell for a radio or television programme (for example: The Money Programme - Has anyone got 50p for the meter? or Upstairs Downstairs - "Rose! We're moving into a bungalow!"). Since Grade believes that he has God-like powers, you don't have to stick to the BBC.
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"And now, the World Tiddlywinks Championship."

Scooby Doo

"Scooby Dooby Doo, where are - ? Oh there you are. Been looking for you everywhere."

The Wombles
"I guess that cleans everything up, then."

Enterprise
"Quick, activate the shie...

ER
"My god! You've really found a cure for all ills!"

Gamesville

"...taking a closer look at the Sinclair ZX Spectrum "

Rosie and Jim

"No-one's looking, fancy a shag?"

Diggin' It

"We've hit rock bottom" - actually they kept going for years after that

Poddington Peas

"What's that popping sound I can hear coming closer and closer?"

Ever Decreasing Circles

"At last, we finally got to the point."

The Man From U.N.C.L.E.

A.U.N.T you a woman?

Monkey Makes
Unfortunately, due to a recent outbreak of the Monkey Pox Virus...

University Challenge
"...and we all know what points make; points make..."

Third Rock From The Sun

"We've been promoted, we're moving to the Second Rock From The Sun tonight..."

Highlander the Series

"That's my head!"

Everybody Loves Raymond
BANG!

Are we running out of programmes yet?

Sailing By

"Oh my god, they shot that man wearing the nice concrete shoes. Hey, what are you doing with that gun?" forced

Just the Ten of Us
Just three more to go, and we can have the ultimate Doctor Who anniversary show!
*shouts, screams, generally goes wild for Uncle Korky*
Raak] You're right - I think it's run its course.
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