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Michael Grade has just been appointed Director General of the BBC, and, true to form, wants a clearout. Please provide inappropriate sentences that sound the death knell for a radio or television programme (for example: The Money Programme - Has anyone got 50p for the meter? or Upstairs Downstairs - "Rose! We're moving into a bungalow!"). Since Grade believes that he has God-like powers, you don't have to stick to the BBC.
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"My, what a cold winter it's going to be this year."

A Question of Sport

"And, on my right, our new team captain, Breadmaster."

Queer Eye For The Straight Guy
"Joining the team this week, Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen."
[Deek] After submitting your answer, you have to propose a new candidate.

Flog it!

"Sold!"

10 o'clock News

"And the time's just coming up to midnight."

QI

"...and tonight's guests are all dyslexic"

Drivetime with Johnnie Walker
"And now, a word from our sponsor, Johnny Walker Whisky. Is your commute down the motorway a grind? Do you get tense, irritable, angry? Take a bottle of Johnny Walker with you to soothe your cares away. Relax, put the pedal to the floor, and fly down the fast lane with Johnny Walker."

The Shipping Forecast

"Scilly, variable, poor."

Sport on Five

"And now, the World Tiddlywinks Championship."

Scooby Doo

"Scooby Dooby Doo, where are - ? Oh there you are. Been looking for you everywhere."

The Wombles
"I guess that cleans everything up, then."

Enterprise
"Quick, activate the shie...

ER
"My god! You've really found a cure for all ills!"

Gamesville

"...taking a closer look at the Sinclair ZX Spectrum "

Rosie and Jim

"No-one's looking, fancy a shag?"

Diggin' It

"We've hit rock bottom" - actually they kept going for years after that

Poddington Peas

"What's that popping sound I can hear coming closer and closer?"

Ever Decreasing Circles

"At last, we finally got to the point."

The Man From U.N.C.L.E.

A.U.N.T you a woman?

Monkey Makes
Unfortunately, due to a recent outbreak of the Monkey Pox Virus...

University Challenge
"...and we all know what points make; points make..."

Third Rock From The Sun

"We've been promoted, we're moving to the Second Rock From The Sun tonight..."

Highlander the Series

"That's my head!"

Everybody Loves Raymond
BANG!

Are we running out of programmes yet?

Sailing By

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