mc5 - Corporation Dustcart

Michael Grade has just been appointed Director General of the BBC, and, true to form, wants a clearout. Please provide inappropriate sentences that sound the death knell for a radio or television programme (for example: The Money Programme - Has anyone got 50p for the meter? or Upstairs Downstairs - "Rose! We're moving into a bungalow!"). Since Grade believes that he has God-like powers, you don't have to stick to the BBC.

"...and tonight's guests are all dyslexic"

Drivetime with Johnnie Walker

Raak

"And now, a word from our sponsor, Johnny Walker Whisky. Is your commute down the motorway a grind? Do you get tense, irritable, angry? Take a bottle of Johnny Walker with you to soothe your cares away. Relax, put the pedal to the floor, and fly down the fast lane with Johnny Walker."

The Shipping Forecast

Rosie

"Scilly, variable, poor."

Sport on Five

Raak

"And now, the World Tiddlywinks Championship."

Scooby Doo

Thrax

"Scooby Dooby Doo, where are - ? Oh there you are. Been looking for you everywhere."

The Wombles